jasmina

Procrastinator, mega night owl, egg head, Aspiring artist, local dumbass

[jasmina @secondhandass]

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[dilly @2dilly2dally]

Polycules attack you like this when you’re a single person who just moved to Portland

[Nikki Nasty @nicolerafiee]

anxiety is soooo crazy bc why do i have diarrhea cuz im scared of something that hasn’t happened yet. what purpose does this diarrhea serve evolutionary

[yaz 🐚 @CLOUDSNlNE]

tom holland puts his hands on a pap (rightfully so) and hes hailed a king chappell roan asks for an apology for being treated rudely at a red carpet she needs to be burned at a stake i know what u people are....

[jasmina @secondhandass]

I thought i had blocked elon musk??? Why the fuck is he still popping up on my tl

[will @johndbad]

they GET IT!!!!

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Happy birthday, Dad. I still love you even though some guy named Rob on Twitter let me know you’d hate me. 💕

[jasmina @secondhandass]

I don't have kids of my own, but my neices will be the reason i declare bankruptcy

[sarah @sarahradz_]

When they said kids were expensive I was like pffft ya ok 🙄 I'm good at thrifting and mending and we live near a library ...I forgot about the part where spending money delights them and I live to please my tiny overlords

[jasmina @secondhandass]

This man better be free, the same way they let his daughters rapist be free.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🚨🇺🇸ARKANSAS FATHER ARRESTED FOR KILLING MAN FOUND WITH MISSING DAUGHTER

Aaron Spencer, 36, was arrested after allegedly shooting and killing Michael Fosler, 67, whom he found in a vehicle with his missing 14-year-old daughter.

Fosler had a "no contact order" for stalking and raping the teen earlier this year.

Spencer faces a preliminary charge of first-degree murder but has not yet been formally charged.

Source: Fox News

[Odessa✨🦂 @missodessa]

Maybelline great lash mascara

[Mason🛸 @ItsMaybeMason]

Big day for people in their 20s who grew up with unrestricted internet access

[Mikki Kendall @Karnythia]

Sabrina Carpenter is 25. The real question is why people listened to her songs about sex & love and thought they should buy tickets for kids? Every time one of the child stars grows up, people get in their feelings about them being adults in their adult career and it is weird

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

the community note?? LMFAOOO

[jasmina @secondhandass]

@spennserthinker I just realized I have a huge crush on him because he looks like my boyfriend 😭😭

[jasmina @secondhandass]

@drunkAFgay @trixiemattel I was so confused the first time I watched it 😂 that's some real talent lol

[jasmina @secondhandass]

25K for an old ass trailer home is crazy

[janks @jmjanks]

This girl found a note folded up in the back of her dad’s drawer after he died and it said “only open after my death” and she was so scared to open it, and when she did it was the secret to beat the Cracker Barrel peg game lol

[The Anarchist Turtle 🏴Ⓐ🔆🏳️‍⚧️ @anarchoboognish]

“The 17-year old schoolboy, who cannot be named due to his age.”

He tortured a woman to death, fuck his privacy

[𝚓𝚎𝚜𝚞 @trauma_market]

Cry about it