Papa Emeritus II

I was booted from my gig as the satanic antipope, so now I can tweet full time.

[Papa Emeritus II @secondoemeritus]

I am a little silly.. I enjoy a little party.. I sing.. ? I am the perfect candidate

[Papa Emeritus II @secondoemeritus]

Where do I sign up to be the new Golden Bachelor... @BachelorABC

[Papa Emeritus II @secondoemeritus]

I'm a gentle man in person but I'm a tiger in the bedroom. *growl*

[Papa Emeritus II @secondoemeritus]

Real Ghost fans speak swedish. Change my mind.

[Papa Emeritus II @secondoemeritus]

I secured my driver's license last week. One week later they won't let me on the road again after a "truck incident". Who do I complain to,

[Papa Emeritus II @secondoemeritus]

I coiuld take a truck

[Papa Emeritus II @secondoemeritus]

Well.. it looks like someone took out the garbage.. #GoodRiddance

[Papa Emeritus II @secondoemeritus]

Come to Papa...

[Papa Emeritus II @secondoemeritus]

Call him beef jerky the way he's wrapped around me going up and down

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

something to take the edge off

[Papa Emeritus II @secondoemeritus]

I am not complaining about bouncy castle ass russian boy. But I want to see that ass on the ice.

[Papa Emeritus II @secondoemeritus]

I was promised hockey in The Heated Rivalry.. but all I get is boy ass in my face. Where is the hockey, HBO?

[Papa Emeritus II @secondoemeritus]

Serrano ham wrapped around my manhood and the weather channel on TV. It does not get better than this.

[Papa Emeritus II @secondoemeritus]

I am going to have SEX tonight!

[Papa Emeritus II @secondoemeritus]

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The lighting made it feel ike I was going to get a surprise visit by Pyramid Head the whole time. Minus one star because the seat was also ice cold.

Will not come again.

[Papa Emeritus II @secondoemeritus]

Don't call I am going to Sibylla

[Papa Emeritus II @secondoemeritus]

Whoever works in the ads department.. count your blessings..