Leana

If you’re not an “animal person”, we can’t be friends.

[Leana @secret_key]

This though 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼💯

[Bru @marcbrubaker]

@astros Why pit organizations against each other when you have the funds to support them?

[Houston Astros @astros]

First up is Covenant Community Capital & The Women's Resource.

Covenant helps lower-income individuals achieve homeownership. Find more at https://t.co/I6IlCW3875.

The Women's Resource helps women & girls become financially stable. Find more at https://t.co/l0KIC5JyQL.

Vote!

[Leana @secret_key]

@astros I vote for the Women’s Resource. They are so so kind and helpful and have been wonderful to me.

[Cole & Marmalade @ColeTheBlackCat]

Challenge accepted humans! 🎄😺
#coleandmarmalade

[Leana @secret_key]

@rustyrockets The ADHD thoughts won’t let me slow down like that. No, I don’t want medication. Yes, I’ve tried yoga. Several times. Not for me.

[Leana @secret_key]

Genius

[Target @Target]

Calories? You mean delicious points?

[Leana @secret_key]

Today was the day that I realized I finally have a reason to go back to NYC. To get away from my family. Same reason I went there in the first place.

[Leana @secret_key]

I acted like my father today. How embarrassing.

[Leana @secret_key]

HELP US. WE’RE DROWNING.

Republicans: “Hmmm now what’s on my shopping list for the coming week...Turkey, pie, dressing, all the fixins. Can’t wait for my holiday break this year. It’s been a tough one, I deserve it!”

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

I don't understand how it’s considered radical for progressives to fight for an equitable society, but it’s accepted that Senate Republicans would rather take a vacation for Thanksgiving and let thousands of people die from the virus than pass relief.

Who’s really radical here?

[Leana @secret_key]

It’s official, I’m on @reddit Let’s see what kind of rabbit holes I can dive into.

[Leana @secret_key]

Restless. Don’t want to go to bed. Don’t want to make dinner like I had planned. Will watch Frozen 2 & drink wine while packing. I just want to sing and be melancholy.

[Leana @secret_key]

A Very Tubby Holiday Giveaway! https://t.co/c0D4RJJCsv

[Leana @secret_key]

Sorry I’m late, I was watching memes. And now I’m tweeting about it.

[Leana @secret_key]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/5UmT1gr4iz

[Leana @secret_key]

I imagine that loving both cats and dogs equally is akin to having more than one child and being asked which one is your favourite. #doglover #catlover

[Leana @secret_key]

It’s trueeee! I had to put a jacket on my baby boy today too!

[Rashi Vats FOX 26 @rashivats]

BREAKING NEWS: It’s jacket weather Houston!
Baby girl thrilled about the cooler temps!

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

Undecided voter here: on one hand, Hunter Biden didn't commit any crimes, but on the other hand Trump's children stole money from their own cancer charity and are prohibited from ever running a charity again so I don't know who to vote for! UGH!

[Leana @secret_key]

I honestly didn’t know people still used Twitter. And Snapchat too for that matter...💁🏼‍♀️🤪

[Leana @secret_key]

My son is 2 so he wasn’t sent an activity packet ( :(( ) but I still wanted to post a picture of us anyway! #overflow2020,overflow2020kids via Whova event app https://t.co/T65u5iqukR

[Leana @secret_key]

Something I never expected to all of a sudden become deathly afraid of in my thirties: THE DENTIST. Someone will have to drag me there next time. #couldntpaymeenough