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@The_Law_Boy Need some hard numbers on smash-and-grab cupcake robberies in the DC area

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@luke_winkie All my spam texts are asking Alice if they want to play golf on Tuesday

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@dj_rozwell "Hats are cakes now" (from the original article) will be bouncing round my head all day.

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@adamjohnsonCHI Man who sells books says "books ain't no good no more"

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@XV20_Camry @steinkobbe @Srirachachau They weren't, that's just what it looks like when it rolls off the production line

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@KrangTNelson At least lifestock get condemned batches of M&Ms, we pay to eat kale out a trough

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@allahliker In a few years the influencers will get wise and film their content in Vancouver but pretend it's New York like the TV shows do

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@RaxKingIsDead Oh I see, for home decoration! Sorry ignore me

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@RaxKingIsDead You mean like contemporary artists? Klára Hosnedlová works in a bunch of medias, but a lot of her stuff includes portraits made from extremely detailed needlework

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@jpbrammer Who can fail to love an everyday, good ol' boy, man-of-the people Harvard/Yale educated hedge fund manager/big pharma exec

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@ZeroSuitCamus Every disco record has about 15 seconds of brilliance, and a bunch of tedious fucking around. House music is just playing the good part over and over again, which rules

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Did Ship of Theseus VIN number. How register ship. VIN where ship theseus.

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@Polygon 90 minute runtimes?

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@majordouzie You gotta make the little truck into a Cindarella pumpkin coach this year

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@InternetHippo Has anyone else had thoughts or ideas before

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@thechosenberg Imagine a band searching for a photo best representing “preppy ennui” and sticking your headshot on their album cover

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@KrangTNelson To be fair, even they recognize he’s eventually going to lose his legs to one of his own vehicles

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Working too hard ("intense application to business") used get you sectioned

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19th Century reasons for admission into insane asylums.

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@OlufemiOTaiwo No, Enterprise sales is mostly asking for and offering favours, and not burning relationships: “if you commit to X ad lots for 2 years we can give you a 20% discount”. Twitter is on a downward spiral, this will play horribly when firms allot their annual marketing spend

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@NickTagliaferro Lol Venmo is not profitable