Ed Morrissey

There is water at the bottom of the ocean.

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@DucksDaily93 I just love when he flattens any Golden Knight

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@katieporterca

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@Derek_Lee27 Ducks get beat by the Minnesota JV team, playing like a bunch of BUMS! The Dost-wall has a huge hole in it. It’s like the Ducks want to play Colorado in the first round. Pathetic!

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@Derek_Lee27 No shit, Radko. An extremely weak performance for the first 40 minutes. Not playoff caliber hockey at all.

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@Derek_Lee27 Ducks are playing like a bunch of BUMS!

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@AnaheimDucks Jackson LaGold is AGAIN better than Connor McSilver

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Reminder that this was a real thing that happened during an actual news broadcast 😂😭

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@AnaheimDucks Slow-Mo Mac-T

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@oldhockeycards Rogie Vachon

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@JeffFletcherOCR He’ll be the Designated BUM!

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@supaDdupa He shrunk

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Scoreboard operator must be a California school graduate. Scoreboard shows 7 runs in the 4th but it equals 5 runs total?????

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Another packed house for the Ohtani-less and Trout-less Angels

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@TSA keeping America safe by getting an explosive expert to test my wife’s protein powder. Current wait time >20 minutes

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@JeffFletcherOCR Rendon is a BUM!

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@AnaheimDucks Mason McTavish

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Looking forward to celebrating my 60th birthday at @SelanneSteak a place I always wanted to eat at. I booked 2 weeks in advance. Today, I get a phone call saying a private party booked the whole restaurant, my reservation is cancelled and only the bar is open. Happy Birthday!

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@RhettBollinger What a BUM!

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@OHoppe_szn Rendon is a BUM!

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@SamBlum3 Rendon is a BUM!