Secret Agent Jacob

Part-time dork, full-time content creator. Watch: | Contact: [email protected]

[FamilyJules @FamilyJules7x]

RIFT OF THE NECRODANCER VOL 2!! Here's a taste of one of my new tracks!

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With all the weapon stats in #BlackOps6 I was wondering if they've ever done any kind of research into guns they put in the Assault Rifle class. Well, now the sight is on backward, so......

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@PunTreat Nah, I gave up after 5 tries

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I was so excited for Momocon. Got a great place in line for the hotel booking. And then:

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@HeartMaiden Just got my 3rd reject

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@D1ZZY0G Just got my 2nd rejection. This is worse than high school prom I stg

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Thanks for stranding me in Charlotte, @AmericanAir. Cancelling my flight 5 minutes after boarding was supposed to start because you couldn’t find one of your flight attendants. And then lying about it and saying it was because of weather so that I can’t get a hotel.

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@grantkirkhope I remember back in 2007, my first year of high school, I was in marching band. And the show our band director picked was Wicked. I’d never heard of it at the time, but the music was super fun to play. We won our regional competition with that show, lots of great memories.

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@TheVocalButcher After over half an hour, I gave up. I’m so disappointed.

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DeFrOsTiNg HeLlDiVeR

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Oi @FrontierCorp You've been saying you're bring fiber to my area for the past 9 months, when's it coming? I've been stuck with unusable internet from @optimum for years now.

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What would it look like if we played #AmongUs with @MasaeAnela @FamilyJules7x @ToxicxEternity @FireLordBrooke @eliasthompson @NachoTengu @The_BenChan and @MadameMolasses? I'll tell you what it'd look like. It'd look like this: https://t.co/NMnhrVSWhV

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@TheVocalButcher OH BUT DIDN’T I???

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Looks like the trophy I got from @TheVocalButcher for winning Cursed Halo Again (Again) gets Rinoa’s seal of approval

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Dear @optimum Quick question. Did you have to work really hard at being the worst ISP on the planet, or did it come naturally?

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If this doesn't accurately describe @optimum, I don't know what does.

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Everyone’s talking about how good Super Mario Wonder, and that’s great, but what about Sunshine? Not me, making a 75 minute retrospective video on whether Super Mario Sunshine was good or not *cough*
https://t.co/1w6EIyi5Ue

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Anyone else think the Sweet and Spicy Jam from McDonalds tastes like Fruit Loops? But like, in a good way?

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Hey, so huge favor. I'm diving deep into a critical analysis of #SuperMarioSunshine for an upcoming YouTube video. Beyond nostalgia, what are your genuine thoughts on the game? What did you like/dislike about its design, mechanics, and overall experience? Thank you!

[NachoTengu @NachoTengu]

Just some normal Rocky antics, with and without text.

I only realized today was the deadline for fanart, and basically rush panicked for the last 4 hours lol. I'm happy with how it turned out, hope you all enjoy it! #Lackadaisy #lackadaisyfanart