@maruchalupa @PocketsMG1@PounderJane1@GigaBeers Youre not America. Self-deport or I will contact the proper authorities and have you forcibly removed. You dont belong here
@BaseddGhost@Down4cards@CamFantastic1@esjesjesj How you feel about the response the people had to the Boston Massacre? Was that too much? Should they have just petitioned the crown instead?
> be american
> mock euros for living in shoebox apartments
> mock asians for taking public transport
> “lol just buy a car”
> mock china for “tofu dreg” buildings
> slave away for years
> finally save enough for a 50-year mortgage
> realtor hands over keys
> “congrats on your starter home sir”
> walls made of hopes and drywall, literal glorified cardboard
> furnish entire house with temu flash sale
> couch collapses under human weight
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> daily commute is 2 hours each way
> sitting alone in traffic builds character
> life is just podcasts now
> come home exhausted
> turn on tv
> epstein trending again
> every powerful person somehow his best friend
> turn tv off
> check phone
> lost polymarket parlays
> doordash burrito on klarna overdue
> bank gently suggests homelessness
> tornado spawns directly on my zipcode
> house achieves flight
> insurance says “act of god”
> god says “lol”
> bank repos house mid-air
> debt survives
> get relocated to “work opportunity center”
> unlimited overtime
> no overtime pay
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