Bethany Walks

I'm a comedy writer and certified surgeon. Ahhh got you! Just kidding I'm not certified.

[Bethany Walks @secretbethstuff]

Idk why I keep buying beans I really really don't like them. They just sit in the fridge, go off & then I think 'oh I gotta get more beans'

[Bethany Walks @secretbethstuff]

Omg there's moths everywhere is tony abbott going to do anything!!!!

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And I've grown fond of you Lois

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@tamara273 time to get a kiln ;) 👻

[Bethany Walks @secretbethstuff]

It is winter now. All the bugs are dead Bridget. All the bugs are dead.
#Haiku

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Why would anybody anywhere buy a brown car. Whaiiii truely devastating

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Omg adelle is my jam. I just go nuts over her songs! #warningsigns

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Hello there sorry if I smell of tahini I was just making quuukkhummus.

[Bethany Walks @secretbethstuff]

Bitches love disco
Kittens love disco

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This is just a reminder marshmallows feel horrible to touch. Why?

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I am the salmon queen 👑🐟 http://t.co/bLqu8E4n0j

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@immybar and maybe if chocolate came out of their eyes while they did it or a nice kale smoothie. #sharkfantasies 😍

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Everyone needs to google image search "dancing with cats."

[Bethany Walks @secretbethstuff]

Baby versions, tv of the future. If game of thrones was in baby version, that would make me watch game of thrones.

[Bethany Walks @secretbethstuff]

👱Hi i'm Sven. I like turtlenecks, yoghurt & photography. I like taking pictures of our passports together + reading palms. Show me yr hands

[Bethany Walks @secretbethstuff]

👮 Hi, my name's biscuit. I like wet newspapers and strobe lights.
💂 Hi my name's damien, I like skateboards and killing lizards.

[Bethany Walks @secretbethstuff]

Just watched #fitchthehomeless. Wow didn't realise how backwards A&F were. The 'cool kids' -really? Who exactly are the cool kids?

[Bethany Walks @secretbethstuff]

Stayed up till 2am watching jumpy the ninja dog
He so tan 😍
He so spatially aware...
His core muscles are soooo developed
*Sigh*...jumpy...

[Bethany Walks @secretbethstuff]

The outfit i'm wearing is very vegas casino carpet. I feel like a sexy caterpillar that's about to spit poison everywhere. 😈

[Bethany Walks @secretbethstuff]

Ugh woken up with a pimple... Just gonna...go ahead and paint over that... With some eyebrow pencil and pretend it's a piece of chocolate