sleepy af

There is no prize to perfection,
only an end to pursuit.
/ Hincha de Jujutsu Kaisen y los Arctic Monkeys
El Tiramisú es mi postre favorito

[sleepy af @secretdoor98]

También voy a dejarme en forma de hilo las películas (quizás series) q voy viendo este 2023, y si las recomiendo o no, x si algún alma perdida de casualidad entra a verlo

[Eloy Vera Beltrán 🦔🇦🇷 @EloyVeraBel]

A veces pienso que Lucas es un gordo ladrón y gagá; desoués veo estos edits y me acuerdo que es un alquimista de la cinematografía.

[PuntoDePartida @PuntoDePartidaC]

Me turbo flipa 2000

[Ricardo Escobedo @EscobedoIA72]

El historial de versiones del documento. 214 revisiones. Cuatro horas y media de escritura repartidas en tres días, con sus borrados, sus frases a medias y sus pausas.

El profesor lo miró y me dijo que el sistema de detección es muy fiable.

Le pregunté qué margen de error tiene. No lo sabía.

Le pregunté quién había validado ese 97 %. Tampoco.

No denuncié a nadie. Presenté la revisión de la calificación por escrito y adjunté el historial.

Se la corrigieron a la semana siguiente.

Lo que me preocupa no es el cero. Es que a mi hija le dijeron delante de la clase que había hecho trampas, y la prueba de que no era así la tenía yo en una pestaña del navegador.

Están usando una máquina para acusar a adolescentes sin saber cómo funciona la máquina.

[jamsha el putipuerko @HaterDeWarner]

es el mejor video que vi en mi vida

[CHORIGOL @Chorigol_]

cuando vas a tirar un corner en la bombonera

[Poirot @Argenpoirot]

Hay que prohibir, perseguir y cerrar a todo lo umbanda YA.
Si practicas el umbandismo debes ser un paria, no normalicemos a esas bestias.

[Te Lo Resumo 🦈 @teloresumo]

Que cosa ordinaria meter un chivo con drones en un momento tan emotivo

[Roberto García Moritán @Robergmoritan]

Sos misógino, violento, corrupto y un débil mental, @JuanGrabois. Una de las peores mierda que le pasó al país.

Dejá de hacerte el patotero con las mujeres y de chapear con el Papa, enano acomplejado.

[Jelly 果冻糕 @jellyjellycake]

how can you not believe in God when octopuses DREAM and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little SKIN POCKET and cows have BEST FRIENDS and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through INTERPRETIVE DANCE and they have REGIONAL DIALECTS??

cats are PURRING at frequencies associated with bone healing??? forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing FLOWERS??? dolphins literally invent NAMES for themselves and yell them across the ocean??? penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the PERFECT LITTLE ROCK to give their beloved???

CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD.

goats have ACCENTS. rats GIGGLE when you tickle them. elephants mourn their dead. whales make SONGS and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new hit single.

monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN. sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an OCEAN they have never seen, disappear into it for like THIRTY YEARS and then somehow come back to THE SAME BEACH???

birds can see COLORS THAT WE CANNOT SEE. there are colors happening RIGHT NOW that we don’t even get to know about.

there are sea slugs that eat algae and STEAL ITS CHLOROPLASTS and then are just like great thanks I’ll be PHOTOSYNTHESIZING NOW. there are mushrooms communicating underground. there are seeds sitting in the dirt for DECADES like no actually I will wait.

squirrels plant MILLIONS OF TREES because they simply cannot remember where they put their snacks.

A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG, DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC SOUP, REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND LEAVES.

and you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a 70-foot oak tree??? nobody tells it what to do??? it just has TREE INSTRUCTIONS INSIDE IT???

your body started as ONE CELL. ONE. and that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on ELECTRICITY without you even asking it to???

the iron in your BLOOD was made inside a STAR.

I’M SORRY?????

we are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of FIRE and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?????????

[sleepy af @secretdoor98]

Sin palabras

[Dani - La SemiYA de la VERDAD @La_SemiYA_dl_VD]

"Si hacemos girar un pollo alrededor de nuestras cabezas, Dios pensará que fueron los pollos los que cometieron nuestros pecados"

-Los Judíos

[Popcorn @popcor_n_rocpop]

Bir Şili atasözü vardır. Çok severim.
"Enginar'ı ilk yiyen insan kadar açım"

[Rematch @PlayRematch]

Rematch X Blue Lock. September 24.

[cancer_mouse @cancer_m0use]

Let's Groove Darkest Dungeon 2
Since I noticed there wasn't much content for Darkest Dungeon, I decided to make a version with it.

[cfk maratoneando hannibal en san jose 1111 @crowsos]

me apure pq estaba llegando tarde y cuando subi al colectivo estaba el profesor

[Brims @BrimsCr7]

🗣️Justin Bieber: If we don’t speak up now who knows who the next victim might be?

“I faced a similar, or even more traumatizing, situation to what Hayden Panettiere went through in the music industry. At some point, I even thought about committing suicide, but my wife helped me get through that phase.

“I was so depressed and lost control of myself. It happened when I was 17 and continued for a long time. They promise you fame, but they take away your peace. ☮️

“As you all know, Hayden Panettiere JUST DIED at 36, three months after her bombshell exposure of the elite Hollywood/music industry.

“Her ‘trusted’ female friend allegedly dragged her downstairs on a boat out at sea and literally put her in bed next to a naked, very famous older British rocker.

“Hollywood is pure evil. The music industry is even worse. 😈

Who was the rocker?”
#MondayMotivation
Jean Carroll , Oman, Good Monday .

[craspi @craspyyyy]

"voy a salir a la calle para despejarme de internet"

lo que veo en la calle:

[Khalil @MKhaalil]

My God.

[Filo.news @filonewsOK]

🧬 Una bióloga argentina de 25 años desarrolló un hidrogel inyectable para reparar el corazón tras un infarto de miocardio.

🔬 Pilar Ferrer es investigadora del CONICET y trabaja con tejido de placenta sin células madre.

📼 Otro Día Perdido

[Guimi @Guimidemoney]

Scaloni sale a comprar pan

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