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33 | Speedrunner | MTG, League, Disc Golf, Poker, Isaac, Movies, and #GoPackGo

[SHM @secrethumorman]

.@drewlevin Why do I get a queue restriction as adc for flaming somebody who's trying to "hear them out" on yuumi mid? why is this not immediately cited as trolling and kicked from the lobby? My friend and I report the yuumi mid yet i'm the one who gets 15 min penalty

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@Spideraxe30 I will ban this champion every game until her W is removed from her kit.

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@Davide_Ghiroldi @MTGOsalseo Source?

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people who complain about getting pinged on discord should be shot in the head full stop

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ZL has been inappropriately banned from both the Spyro discord and SRC by somebody out to ruin his image over a fucking jackbox game. If you know Zach, you know this is massively unfair. Make it right. https://t.co/zR5ZTAcfqD

[SHM @secrethumorman]

More Bingo Royale action coming to you live at https://t.co/mGD738P14y Sunder v. icup tonight!! A true win!

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More Bingo Royale tournament going on over here at https://t.co/mGD738P14y Come watch Dango take on QueenSnopea!

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Matt LaFleur’s second half has to be on the short list of worst playoff coaching performances this century.

[Phoenix 🇺🇸 @Phoenix2A_1980s]

I'm just going to say it.

Do I care about this woman in Minnesota being capped?

No. Fck no. Why?

1. She was a mother, that's true, but she was a mother who thought virtue signaling was more beneficial than her own kids

2. She intentionally went there to cause unrest, and harass federal agents

3. She tried to run the agent over. I've seen the footage. Many times.

4. I remember all of you libs absolutely jerking off to the deaths of Charlie and Ashli. I remember it fondly. A lot of you paid the price for it, especially with Charlie, and I'm PROUD to have been part of your downfall.

No, I will NOT mourn her. After this post I won't give her a further passing thought, in fact.

You libs can clutch pearls over this all you like.

You dialed this up and ordered it. YOU did, not us. YOU all did.

And now you want to cry about "injustice"

Where TF was that "it's injustice" energy when Laken, Jocelyn, Rachel and the others had their lives taken by POS illegal cockroaches?

Nah, dude. Miss me with that BS.

I will not celebrate it, but I'm not gonna wring my hands over it either.

She FAFO'd. Plain and simple.

Accept it, or don't. 🤷‍♂️

[Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76]

Spot fucking on

[Pay Roll Manager Here @UsingLyft]

This is because these guys are just athletic retards man. Their brains can’t process $100M. They see that number and just think they have infinity money. Like in their minds this means they can just now buy literally anything and never run out of money. It’s not “poor money management” when it hasn’t even occurred to you that you need to manage your money at all

[SHM @secrethumorman]

@gavinmchughh LETS GOOOOOOO

[Aɴᴛ @AntSpeaks]

It is NOT a "both sides" issue.

No assassination attempts on Biden.
No assassination attempts on Kamala.
No assassination attempts on AOC.
No assassination attempts on any other prominent voice on the political left.

No violence from pro-Israeli crowds.
No arrests on the pro-Israeli side.
No calls for death or murder of those who oppose the pro-Israeli side.

Those who oppose gender ideology do not call for the death of those who disagree with them.

Those who oppose movements like BLM did not call for the death of those who took part in the BLM riots.

Social media is not flooded with videos from those on the right celebrating the deaths of those on the left or wishing harm upon them.

It is not a "both sides" issue.

[SHM @secrethumorman]

running it back (FFIII) https://t.co/de8tnEKVGV

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first ffIII run https://t.co/de8tnELtwt

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one more II run for hopefully a pb https://t.co/de8tnEKVGV

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cookin with gas here - can't wait to open the propane

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https://t.co/de8tnELtwt second II run

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first FFII run! https://t.co/de8tnEKVGV