the library guy

i'm dedicated to sharing the unknown events that occur in the daily lives of librarians, including the joys, sorrows, and interesting times we all experience

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Farewell, TCPL!

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Now to begin my final shift :) #itsbeencrazy #endofLibraryJob2.0

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My boss made a chocolate caramel flan cake with walnuts. Holy amazing goodness! It's delicious! :D

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How do I spent having most of the day off? By staying in bed with my Kindle Paperwhite and tea #loveit #relaxed #lastnightshift

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...and final goodbyes. Just a bit longer and a short evening shift tomorrow then it's all over!

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Last lunch, last rove, last shift in the computer lab...

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Today is the day of dumb patrons #NoJoke

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Hooray for Staff "Training" Day! #not

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Literally hiding from a patron. I can't help you with your issue at all. I just want to close!

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Loudmouth came in today after a ban and 2 incident reports. Called the police and issued a No Trespass. Today has been a wonderful day! :D

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Spoke too soon. Got pulled into a strange (one sided) conversation with and even stranger patron.

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Lunch with L and now processing discards. A nice, quiet day :)

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Q: Scream 5? How long does it take for you guys to get a movie?
A: Well, it's not even made... so a while
#RefDeskRecords

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"What time zone are you on? I thought you guys, like, flipped around and were on central right now." "No. Time Zones don't flip. Just DST"

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Much older patron called. "I need somebody to call Animal Control because there's a dead raccoon out here!" #RefDeskRecords

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A miracle has occurred today: A patron asked for Twilight... and we only have 1 copy left at our branch! :D

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Patron walks up with a fairly large stack of books -"What's the checkout limit?" "75" "Who would need that many?!" "Not sure..."

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"Do you have Looking for Alaska or TFIOS?" -hahahahahahahaha XD #RefDeskRecords

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"I'm wondering if y'all have a book" -noooooooooo. we surely do not. #RefDeskRecords