Serpent Girl

Serving up Eleanor Roosevelt realness. Resident Kris Jenner expert. American meat taco. A child of the world. Indoor princess cat. A sexier Creed Bratton.

[Serpent Girl @secretlyAdele]

@ThomasBeautyy @AmandaEnsing

[Superstar⭐️ @superstar_finky]

this generations oprah and wendy

[Serpent Girl @secretlyAdele]

just voted against Donald Trump for the third time!!!!

[Serpent Girl @secretlyAdele]

one of my student’s mom told me today that her child looks up to me as a role model and let me tell you I am crying in the club

[Serpent Girl @secretlyAdele]

update they’ve made my TA office the only instrumental one with more than two occupants and this just might be what pushes me over the edge to quitting my doctorate

[sinna nasseri @strangevictory_]

Nathan for Us

[Serpent Girl @secretlyAdele]

Kyle and Mauricio broke up don’t text

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived "Real Housewives" Kyle Richards and Mauricio Umansky’s marriage. They have separated.

[Serpent Girl @secretlyAdele]

I’m leaving the music building after only 10 hours today, I can already feel my depression being cured!!!!!

[Serpent Girl @secretlyAdele]

why yes I am preparing a discussion of Trisha Paytas for my ethnomusicology seminar

[Serpent Girl @secretlyAdele]

just spent an entire rehearsal of Ligeti Violin Concerto daydreaming about Pedro Pascal fan edits

[Serpent Girl @secretlyAdele]

when the personnel manager calls to offer you an assistant for the biggest program of the season (I am actively crying from joy)

[Serpent Girl @secretlyAdele]

Students in my classes are literally traumatized from an active shooter across the street from our building today, Republicans can eat shit.

[Gov. Kim Reynolds @IAGovernor]

History in the making! It was my honor today to sign the certificate commemorating the newest amendment to the Iowa Constitution for the right of the people to keep and bear arms—voted for and passed by the people of Iowa during the November 8 election!

[Serpent Girl @secretlyAdele]

I had a professor compliment my first abstract and I successfully played the Jurassic Park opening solo in concert, I hope y’all are prepared for this to go straight to my head

[Serpent Girl @secretlyAdele]

Is this a threat

[Serpent Girl @secretlyAdele]

just saw the Purdue Varsity Glee Club don’t text

[Serpent Girl @secretlyAdele]

@leeeesie93 I’ve seen on Tik Tok that Clue (based in Berlin) is still a safe option, but I would double check before downloading!

[Serpent Girl @secretlyAdele]

@trixiemattel braver than the troops

[Serpent Girl @secretlyAdele]

@samm_keeton This is why I can’t ethically justify raising a family in this country…

[Serpent Girl @secretlyAdele]

Imagine being proud to be from a country where it’s normal for 14 kids to be murdered at school. Literally disgusting…

[Serpent Girl @secretlyAdele]

@morehipsterthan Wrong that is honeydew