Saul Goodman

[Saul Goodman @secretshadow911]

@coinesper lmao...a launchpad without a runner listed

[Saul Goodman @secretshadow911]

@0xHedgehood @0xHedgehood when MM onboarding?

[Hedgehood(🦔) @0xHedgehood]

Let your USDG to work, currently APY > 5%

[Saul Goodman @secretshadow911]

@KingWabi @Griftwrld @HarmonicMath is not a crypto project you genius

[Paranoid @paranoiddotred]

This is the biggest update PARANOID has shipped. Your question now travels sealed all the way into the AI's chip.

Every time you ask an AI something, four things leak: who asked, where they asked from, who the question is about, and the question itself. PARANOID already hid the first three with zero-knowledge payment, an independent relay and Scrub. The last one was the question itself, and this update fills that final gap. As far as we know, PARANOID is the first AI service to meet all four.

Your browser now seals each question with a key that only Chutes' AI chip can open. The chip runs in Intel TDX with NVIDIA GPUs in confidential mode, so even the people running the machine cannot look inside. The key is made inside the chip and uses ML-KEM-768, a post-quantum scheme. Our server and Chutes' servers only pass the sealed question along, and the answer comes back sealed to your browser alone.

Your browser checks that chip itself. Before it seals a question to a chip, it fetches that chip's proof with a fresh random number and checks five things: that Intel signed it, that the key was made inside that very chip, that debug mode is off, that the chip runs the exact software Chutes publishes, and that NVIDIA signed a verdict passing every GPU. If anything does not match, the question is not sent and no question credit is spent. The proof reaches you through our server, but it carries Intel's and NVIDIA's signatures, so any change we made would show.

Here is what you get. You can ask the things you would never want anyone to see, about work, health, contracts or money, and there is no road left for them to leak through server logs, a staff member's eyes, a breach or a court order, because the only place that can read the question is one checked chip. Instead of a promise to trust us, every chip your question goes to has passed a check your own browser ran.

Tap "Read only inside a sealed chip" under an answer to see which chip opened it and what it proved first.

On PARANOID, the only place that can read your question is now one checked chip.

The chip builds your browser checks against, published by Chutes: https://t.co/QuPj0AWBR5

https://t.co/54WKIiQn6t

[Saul Goodman @secretshadow911]

@Chief_Satori @Crypto_peet They will sell all the slippy supply they get and use it to provide liquidity to the new token

[Saul Goodman @secretshadow911]

@gloamtrade no need virtuals already has base:0x4b5d32a07b8d3ec5d6928caa30196f8dd6a7c5a9

[Alpha Seeker @AlphaSeeker21]

While the majority of crypto continues to bleed, $GRIFT @Griftwrld is showing remarkable resilience.

And I think there’s a reason for that.

@EvenGodsRust is shipping at a pace I’ve rarely witnessed in my 9+ years in crypto.

Real products. Real integrations. Real innovation.

All built around a growing economy of 4,000+ autonomous AI agents that can work, earn, spend, borrow, invest and transact onchain.

My prediction:

$GRIFT has the potential to become a flagbearer for the entire crypto industry.

An example of what happens when builders stop chasing short-term speculation and start pushing the boundaries of what’s possible with blockchain.

Crypto desperately needs its next wave of innovation.

I believe agentic finance will be that wave, and San Verano will be at the center of it.

Execution matters. Network effects compound. Builders win.

CA: 0x9f4BA41F91a59A34e17eE8C9EB3A51363B11aBD5

[Hedgehood(🦔) @0xHedgehood]

nvda covered call paid 0.74% last week after fees 🦔

missed it? 7 more funds take week 2 deposits: tsla, meta, googl, amzn, aapl, msft + an nvda wheel. in by mon 9:30am ET

share lending is coming: enjoy the yield, keep your liquidity

https://t.co/xBXm9a3HOY

[Saul Goodman @secretshadow911]

@KuroonHood @FRONZIsol @Pumpfun Scamming same artist 😂😂😂

[Saul Goodman @secretshadow911]

@KuroonHood @GetTurtled @KuroonHood yes I looked into your past projects but hang on you joined in oct 2026 lmao

[Saul Goodman @secretshadow911]

Serial scammer @GetTurtled is back with her new scam on robinhood $KURO 0x6104df5Db9ee0Bd9165fF480Db2Fa054113796F7

She rugged the same token on solana twice.

She will delete the telegram group and X messages and launch again by claiming the victim card herself.

[Saul Goodman @secretshadow911]

@bulbasoll @GetTurtled Wow what does dev mean for a meme you fucktard 😂😂😂😂

[Saul Goodman @secretshadow911]

$OMBRA

Secure OS at 16k mcap

Doxxed dev. Open source code

@Crypto_peet @AlphaSeeker21 @CharmLama

[xen @xentzu]

I'm back.

I noticed Whonix and Tails OS don't support Apple Silicon macs (arm64)

So I created Ombra OS - A modern privacy OS that routes all traffic through Tor, exclusively to work for M-series Macs using VM Ware Fusion!

https://t.co/tCJYjLeDiw

[Josh Nickie @josh_nickie1]

GGHi5KXLsyBePcjyQsrPCKKJiXnV1rVNPwoXFKZBpump

Dev previous did 5m

$ombra

[xen @xentzu]

Excited to keep building Ombra. deployed the coin for the tek. fees fund development + a holder pool to build out utility in the future. Lots of infra in the works, with future utility for token holders planned.
https://t.co/5441d81kmZ
GGHi5KXLsyBePcjyQsrPCKKJiXnV1rVNPwoXFKZBpump

[Aglio olio e peperoncino @aglioglioliolio]

If you want to #BOYCOTT pumpfun, time to back anti-extraction and anti-rug launchpads like @Unbuyfun.

They offer a native undo window (15m to 24h) letting you exit with zero loss if a token dumps if you buy through their website.

How it actually works under the hood: Unbuy runs its own custom bonding curve program. Your tokens and SOL sit safely in an escrow state, and never hit the open liquidity pool during the protection window.

So you can claw back your capital anytime you want.

The insurance remium scales dynamically with your window duration: 2% of total size for 1 hour, scaling with the square root of time (24h ≈ 9.8%).

Stop feeding predatory machines like pfun and back primitives that actually protect trenchers.

solana:2XJTEyYAtrU4K4UBAzJY2cjr4BM29WWaofmPMjPbpump

[Saul Goodman @secretshadow911]

@xentzu @Crypto_peet check this out

[Saul Goodman @secretshadow911]

@KuroonHood Scammer

[Saul Goodman @secretshadow911]

@KuroonHood Scammer @GetTurtled

[Saul Goodman @secretshadow911]

@KuroonHood @GetTurtled lol your artist posted screenshots with the dev team and tried to revive the project but then deleted all posts and rugged it herself. Fuck off wirh your lies