Alexx Guilfoyle

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

Humans are more likely to be killed by a vending machine, than they are by a shark

[All About Pisces @AllAboutPisces]

Once a #Pisces fall in love, its hard for them to fall out of it!

[Alexx Guilfoyle @secretss5]

@sophiamariano oh hai. three days. :D

[Alexx Guilfoyle @secretss5]

@James_Phelps you and your brother are the best actors ever! my birthday is on Saturday and a birthday tweet would be brilliant!! :D

[Alexx Guilfoyle @secretss5]

@OliverPhelps Oliver you and your brother are the two best actors ever! my birthday is on Saturday and a
birthday tweet would be brilliant:D

[Alexx Guilfoyle @secretss5]

@Elliedalden you're absolutely gorgeous and such a great actress :D

[Alexx Guilfoyle @secretss5]

@Evy_Lynch evanna my birthday is soon, if you could tweet to me that would be the best birthday present in the world! :D

[Alexx Guilfoyle @secretss5]

@Evy_Lynch hi evanna! I just wanna say, you are by far my favourite actress ever!! Luna taught me to be myself, thanks so much!! :D <3

[Alexx Guilfoyle @secretss5]

@BasilFawltyBot I'm only 14, sir! XD

[Alexx Guilfoyle @secretss5]

#WhatIMissMost when she actually liked me…</3

[Alexx Guilfoyle @secretss5]

I love Fawlty Towers!! I wish you'd made more though they're so hilarious!!! XD

[Alexx Guilfoyle @secretss5]

spent the whole night awake…running on no sleep today. woop-de-fucking-doo. -.- #thisshouldbeinteresting

[FunnyFacts @funnyfacts]

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously

[FunnyFacts @funnyfacts]

Not every tattoo needs a story. If I wanted a fu*king owl, I'll get a fu*king owl.

[FunnyFacts @funnyfacts]

Most of Disney Channel auditions: "Can you sing or act?" "Uh, no." "Perfect, you got the job"

[FunnyFacts @funnyfacts]

Alcohol: Because no good story starts with “So this one time I was eating a salad…

[FunnyFacts @funnyfacts]

Some people just need a hug........ around their neck...... with a rope.

[FunnyFacts @funnyfacts]

If you fancy someone, it’s much harder to lie to them.