Drayton Sawyer

Small business owner, catering, family man and a good eye for prime meat! (PARODY)

[Grandpa Sawyer (parody) @GrandpaSawyer21]

Fill up your car, get a free car wash, and on top of that, enjoy a delicious barbecue, plus the friendly @secsorthesaw my great friend. It's worth every penny!
@A_326_29_816 @Butzsjunge @Choptop_lover @fuckdacommies @Icarus_lizard @vinnyskiller

[Drayton Sawyer @secsorthesaw]

@LeatherfaceJS @GrandpaSawyer21 @A_326_29_816 @Butzsjunge @Choptop_lover @fuckdacommies @Icarus_lizard @vinnyskiller @204863NUBS @choptoplover987 @kiillerdeer_ @HieisFlame @80sHorrorDoc Still #1!

[Drayton Sawyer @secsorthesaw]

@Flint_Savage000 Damn Right!

[Drayton Sawyer @secsorthesaw]

Needs more meat!

[Chef 👩🏻‍🍳 @chefsevenn]

Does this count as spaghetti?

[Drayton Sawyer @secsorthesaw]

Still number 1!

[Grandpa Sawyer (parody) @GrandpaSawyer21]

Fill up your car, get a free car wash, and on top of that, enjoy a delicious barbecue, plus the friendly @secsorthesaw my great friend. It's worth every penny!
@A_326_29_816 @Butzsjunge @Choptop_lover @fuckdacommies @Icarus_lizard @vinnyskiller

[Drayton Sawyer @secsorthesaw]

I chose the saw! I wouldnt know!

[Drayton Sawyer @secsorthesaw]

YELLOW CHILI!

[Tokyo @otokyo]

Would you eat it with rice or noodles?

[Drayton Sawyer @secsorthesaw]

Good meat can count as anything!

[Chef 👩🏻‍🍳 @chefsevenn]

Does this count as spaghetti?

[Drayton Sawyer @secsorthesaw]

@allrockmusic

[Drayton Sawyer @secsorthesaw]

IF YOU GOT A NOSE RING YOU MOST LIKELY DID NOT CHOOSE THE SAW

[Drayton Sawyer @secsorthesaw]

We are running a special all week!

[Johnny Cadillac @lippyent]

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

[Drayton Sawyer @secsorthesaw]

@GrandpaSawyer21 THAT CHICKEN SHIT BURRITO MAN BUNCH STOLE MY LIKENESS GRANDDAD! SMALL BUSINESS MAN ALWAYS GETS IT IN THE ASS!

[Drayton Sawyer @secsorthesaw]

SHE USED TO DATE NUBBINS!

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

First thing that comes to mind

[Drayton Sawyer @secsorthesaw]

DAMN GOOD MAN!

[Grandpa Sawyer (parody) @GrandpaSawyer21]

Good week🔨

[Drayton Sawyer @secsorthesaw]

Granddad lookin good!

[Drayton Sawyer @secsorthesaw]

YOU CANT COOK WITH HARDSHELL PEPPERCORNS THIS SIZE! TOO DAMN BIG! IVE TOLD BUBBA 100 TIMES!

[Drayton Sawyer @secsorthesaw]

We aint Islamophobic! We are vegetablephobic!

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

my apologies i didn’t see this person with my eyes and couldn’t hear clearly. my reaction was pure confusion, sarcasm and not ill intended. could have handled it better! now i know what a Zaghrouta is!
I welcome all cheers and yodels from here on out

[Drayton Sawyer @secsorthesaw]

COON SHITS!