Solana Exchange Commission

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[Solana Exchange Commission @sectaskforce]

@slingoor You'd be right about that @slingoor, better get yourself a bag of $SEC.

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[Solana Exchange Commission @sectaskforce]

@pumpdotfun Hiring ruggers? We're onto you.

[Crypto Messiah 💹 @lowkeyfr]

increased interest in $SEC here ✅ https://t.co/KE08xoLmRv

[Solana Exchange Commission @sectaskforce]

🚨Sahil we have been made aware of your recent shenanigans within the Solana ecosystem. We now have your ID and will be cracking down further in the coming days to restore balance to the blockchain.

[Solana Exchange Commission @sectaskforce]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Judge orders SEC to pay $1.8 million in damages for abusing its power against crypto company 'DEBT Box.'

Sorry agents, apparently we've been on a power trip.

We apologize for any inconvenience and will be looking to recuperate funds by cracking down on memecoin scams.

[Solana Exchange Commission @sectaskforce]

The $SEC has officially approved all spot Ethereum ETFs.

[Solana Exchange Commission @sectaskforce]

Attention all agents🚨

We have received several letters regarding the approval of Bitcoin and Ethereum spot ETF. We shall review the letters and make a decision promptly.

[Solana Exchange Commission @sectaskforce]

@1goonrich The badge stays on @1goonrich

[Solana Exchange Commission @sectaskforce]

The SEC has received a Solana ETF application from Black Rock.

We will review Black Rocks application and make a decision by July 1st, 2024

[Solana Exchange Commission @sectaskforce]

Attention all agents🚨

We have just told exchanges to update their Ethereum ETF filings on an "accelerated basis".

[Solana Exchange Commission @sectaskforce]

@3orovik ✅

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@shahh Real

[Solana Exchange Commission @sectaskforce]

Lots of fraudulent activity on our radar this week.

Badges on, we're only entering day 5🦅

[Solana Exchange Commission @sectaskforce]

@CloutedMind The $SEC has been made aware of your intentions and will be tracking all associated wallets to monitor illicit activites.

[Solana Exchange Commission @sectaskforce]

@internet_fam @JupiterExchange False. Blocked.

[Solana Exchange Commission @sectaskforce]

.@JupiterExchange

Our PR for $SEC has been submitted. Thank you!

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[Solana Exchange Commission @sectaskforce]

@solana gm

[Solana Exchange Commission @sectaskforce]

@MagicEden We've been investigating pre-market diamond trading and have yet to hear back from your people on the matter. Please contact an agent as soon as possible.

[Solana Exchange Commission @sectaskforce]

@Sartoshi0x We have more agents in the field than on any other day.

[Solana Exchange Commission @sectaskforce]

@calebsol 🧐

[Solana Exchange Commission @sectaskforce]

@W0LF0FCRYPT0 🤔