helen✰

is this thing on...

[helen✰ @secular_diva]

WHAT IS THE FINGER OF SALVATION THAT CAN BE THRUST INTO THE GAG REFLEX OF MY SOUL????

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call me a rabbit the way im in that hole

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im a professional fridge

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Go to an 18+ bar on molly challenge

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I love “and by that i mean ___” or even “and by ___ i mean ___”. one of my favorite transitional phrases

[helen✰ @secular_diva]

Mckeldin library is the suicide forest of college park maryland

[helen✰ @secular_diva]

I’m so frustrated i need a beer

[helen✰ @secular_diva]

Noah lyle after a phone call from his agent: Im finna be in The Pitt!

[helen✰ @secular_diva]

let her have his little brown babies!!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Aubrey Plaza is pregnant and expecting her first child with partner Chris Abbott, PEOPLE reports.

(https://t.co/i5EsW36HjK)

[helen✰ @secular_diva]

Guy who lives in a lesbian parents only community: Dad? Thats a weird thing to call your other mom

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Guy who confuses please with cheese: Umm cheese don’t say that…

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One must imagine sisyphus Gay

[helen✰ @secular_diva]

playing the penis game but its “i am going to kill the president” in washington dc

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wish i was in dublin

[helen✰ @secular_diva]

In order for a friendship to work u have to at least pretend to care about the boring things in their life without changing the subject

[helen✰ @secular_diva]

caught myself on autopilot redownloading instagram realized halfway thru what i was doing and verbally yelled at myself…. i am actually shocked and horrified by my lack of self control

[helen✰ @secular_diva]

is it normal to residually smell poppers every so often

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Okay

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Americans on dating apps

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This wouldve been a great senior quote

[helen✰ @secular_diva]

Too tired for these pants and too fat to disappear