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The medium has no manners

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@Lindanap123 @POTUS We’re begging you to conquer us and give us the experience of being a war torn and occupied country!

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@SpotnickisBach @supercazzola773 @anstey_kor11638 @CTVNews Can you rephrase - you’re asking me to agree that *what is an outside malign influence?

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@OlderMedic39 @Cdhd123 @CTVNews Honestly, it’s more funny that you chose my comment to have this little monologue. Such a random choice, it doesn’t connect at all to the comment you’re replying too! Despite being random, I hope you had fun working through your thoughts like that

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@OneinaGarillion @MarkReid42 Lmao don’t worry about it

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@OlderMedic39 @Cdhd123 @CTVNews Lmao no, trained to run difficult news through a “it’s about the trolling” filter. Something like: “this is good because it’s about making the libs melt down - it’s funny to me now, I’m laughing.” Look for it, you’ll see people do this every day and have been doing it for years

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@Ndogg78 Was the guy killed in some cover up or something? What’s the point?

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@MAGAGuardian These types of posts come across as euphoric cult stuff.

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@republic_yyc @albertaseparate @JeffreyRWRath Weird thing to ask

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@albertaseparate MAGAs way more likely to favour the centrifugal approach where they help Alberta seperate and then conquer them right away. They get to pillage the resources and it srsly weakens Canada, giving maga way more leverage force it into an exploitative arrangement

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@dubsndoo lol the second one is just made up though. That’s so silly… you don’t need to invent stuff the help you justify your own enjoyment of trump.

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@king_Juratovac @JohnSmithwtb Pretty silly my man

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@king_Juratovac The most popular one was written by AI :(

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@cduhaime You think that you have access to information that other Canadians don’t? Do you imagine that most Canadians don’t use the internet or something?

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@hans_wensink @MichaelKosterm2 lol yall need to keep it in your pants a bit more. It’s coming across as really desperate.

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@SystemProofMe @MichaelKosterm2 lol that’s probably a pretty one-way feeling. I doubt many Americans would look at an average Albertan and be like “that’s me, it’s like looking into a mirror.”

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@MichaelKosterm2 Idk sounds like your emotions are running wild and doing funky things to your sense of self and nation. Like you clearly crave more real family/community connections but somethings tricking you into thinking that being conquered by another country will finally give that to you.

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@MichelleLA1981 Pretty sure Canadians like having a country

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@jules4u11 @AdamLowisz lol the Canadian government isn’t the enemy to its own ppl. Some conservatives get a little crazy and enjoy talking that way but it’s pretty fringe

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@Cdhd123 @CTVNews You’re welcome, I hope you enjoy your trip around the loop again as you imagine that you got someone to melt down. Remember that sjw lady screaming? Picture her, that’ll probably work again