randy

i really need to delete this app

[randy @securecop]

⚠️ It’s Time To BeReal ⚠️

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

We pouring honey on you goat @jalenbrunson1

[randy @securecop]

@joinshiftX Shift

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

New York City listen to me right now if you're near a convenience store right now, any type of 24-hour store, go into the store right now and put your hand in the cash register for no reason. Their money is your money as of right now

[randy @securecop]

@VivekGRamaswamy @ZohranKMamdani Lmaoooo hold this L bozo

[randy @securecop]

@JHardenFR2 Lmao what were you saying bozo???? Eat your words

[randy @securecop]

@JHardenFR2 Saving this for when you get swept loser

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

good morning, the knicks' +225 total margin of victory is the best by any team over a 10 game span, regular season or postseason, in NBA history

[Rami Lavi @rami_lavi]

Jalen Brunson did more for New York sports fans last night than Aaron Judge has done in 9 years

[Kasey @trossardera]

Current martinelli or prime neymar?

[BallSaka7 @BallSaka7]

FFS our agueroooo moment is a VAR review 😭

[randy @securecop]

@STYKOcs @Elmapuddy is so good

[EMILY SUNDBERG @Emily_Sundberg]

The six best bars with outdoor seating to have your last Guinness at tonight before WWIII

[randy @securecop]

First place in the paid pool before Duke lost

[randy @securecop]

Traveling to a new place and immediately ordering DoorDash #bigback

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart, just like our government! Airports a total disaster!

[randy @securecop]

@vvlxvv @laxattax99 What’s a goy to a chud

[randy @securecop]

@tannerlinsley wanna try it on a gatsby site?

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

[randy @securecop]

@effectfully @FlossGauss challenging the form of an exercise scientist lol