OG YOLOBear Security

Don't be fooled by the impostors. OG founder of @DumpsterConFire, official mascot of the #yolosecframework. Identify as a bear. pronouns: Sir/Your Highness

[OG YOLOBear Security @SecYoloBear]

IM BEING AWKWARDLY OPPRESSED BY @irongeek_adc at @CypherCon

[OG YOLOBear Security @SecYoloBear]

@BumWineBob @Evil_Mog @defconbeaver @JayyneCobb @aprilwright @defcon @defcon617 @TheDukeZip @dontlook @telspacesystems @churchofwifi WHAT'S THE WORD?!?! THUNDERBIRD!!! I HOPE YOU'RE A SHAVED BEAVER! IT'S GONNA GET WEIRD AND SLIPPERY! WELCOME TO THE SHENANIGANS! @PrplCyphrPwny WE GOT A THIRD FOR SOME STUFFY SMUT!

[OG YOLOBear Security @SecYoloBear]

@defconbeaver @JayyneCobb @aprilwright @defcon @defcon617 @TheDukeZip @dontlook @telspacesystems @Evil_Mog @BumWineBob BEAVER PLEASE! I'M DEEP IN THE INFOSEC STREETS! I ROLL WITH THE CoW CREW! MOTHERFUCKER I DIED WAS BURIED UNDER A HYATT ELEVATOR ON THE 45 DAY ROSE TO BECOME THE FIRST SAINT OF THE CHURCH OF WIFI! I WAS BORN OF DUMPSTERFIRE AND REBORN OF BUMWINE AND COLT45. #FIGHTMEINREALLIFE

[OG YOLOBear Security @SecYoloBear]

@JayyneCobb @defconbeaver @defcon @defcon617 @TheDukeZip @aprilwright @dontlook @telspacesystems WE ALL KNOW THAT @Evil_Mog GOT DEFCON CANCELED NOT THIS OVERSIZED RAT. DUMPSTERCON IS STILL ON WITH PLENTY OF THUNDERBIRD, COLT45 AND REGRET TO GO AROUND! @BumWineBob WILL BE THE KEYNOTE SPEAKER

[OG YOLOBear Security @SecYoloBear]

Hey @deviantollam aka tarheal aka I need my Marriott back relaying msg for #medfordgolfcart #istandwithilwill #wemisstherealyou

[OG YOLOBear Security @SecYoloBear]

#ItsNotTheHolidaysWithout PICKING MOM UP OFF THE BATHROOM FLOOR AFTER SHE DRANK A BOX OF WINE!

[OG YOLOBear Security @SecYoloBear]

FUXCKING APPLE MAPS TOOK US ON A SHORTCUT THAT LEAVES US ANOTHER 45 MINUTES AWAY! ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THE GASLESS GAS STATION HAD MOAR BEER! KING COBRA AND STEELE RESERVE MOTHERFUCKERS!! #STORMAREA51

[OG YOLOBear Security @SecYoloBear]

I'M THREE VERY WARM TALLBOYS IN AND APPLE MAPS SAYS WE'RE ABOUT AN HOUR AWAY FROM #StormArea51 I GOTTA PISS TOO! THIS STEELE RESERVE IS GOING IN ABOUT AS WARM AS IT'S GOING TO COME OUT! #GONNAPISSATAREA51

[OG YOLOBear Security @SecYoloBear]

EVERY FUCKING THING WANTS TO KILL ME AND THIS PLACE DOESN'T HAVE COLT45! ALL I COULD GET WAS SOME STEELE RESERVE! THIS IS GOING TO BE A HORRIBLE RIDE TO #StormArea51! I NEED MORE TO DRINK MORE FOR THIS SHIT!

[OG YOLOBear Security @SecYoloBear]

JUST WOKE UP! I'M OFF TO #StormingArea51 AND FREE THE ALIENS STUCK IN CAGES! FIRST I NEED TO FINISH BREAKFAST AND PICK UP SOME SUPPLIES! I HOPE I'M NOT TOO LATE!

[OG YOLOBear Security @SecYoloBear]

I'M NOT RIDING ALL THE WAY THERE ON THE ROOF AGAIN! YOU ASSHOLES BETTER BRING MY COLT45 TOO! #DERBYCON #DUMPSTERCON

[YOLOSec Framework @YOLOSecFW]

Packing up that little bastard @SecYoloBear and making our way to #DerbyCon. Ever been iced by a Zima? Make sure to stop by our booth at the dumpsters behind the Hyatt.

[OG YOLOBear Security @SecYoloBear]

I WENT TO IN-N-OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME YESTERDAY! NOT THE TYPE OF ESTABLISHMENT I THOUGHT IT WAS! GOOD THING I WAS HUNGRY TOO! ALSO A GOOD THING I GOT A HANDY IN THE PARKING LOT FROM A LADY BOY! #DEFCON27 #DUMPSTERCON

[OG YOLOBear Security @SecYoloBear]

HEY @MalwareTechBlog YOU AT DEFCON?!?! WE SHOULD HANG OUT AND GRAB SOME COLT45! I'LL BE AT THAT DUMPSTERS BEHIND CAESARS! #DEFCON27 #DUMPSTERCON

[OG YOLOBear Security @SecYoloBear]

DEAR VEGAS,

I AM INSIDE YOU!

LOVE,

YOLOBEAR

PS. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET TESTED.
#DEFCON27 #DUMPSTERCON

[OG YOLOBear Security @SecYoloBear]

HEY @WillCaruana! I FOUND SOMETHING WORSE THAN @_BumWine! COME FIND ME AND I'LL MAKE YOU DRINK SOME! #DEFCON27 #DUMPSTERCON

[OG YOLOBear Security @SecYoloBear]

OR MAYBE IT'S CAUSE I'M HOPING TO TAP THAT THOT @PrplCyphrPwny AT #THOTCON AGAIN!

[OG YOLOBear Security @SecYoloBear]

#INFOSECTWITTER IS MAKING MY NETHERS TINGLE TODAY! #FREEMALWARE!

[OG YOLOBear Security @SecYoloBear]

@irongeek_adc AT FIRST I THOUGHT THIS STORY WAS GOING TO END THE SAME WAY AS THE CAMPING TRIP WITH MY UNCLE!

[OG YOLOBear Security @SecYoloBear]

MY KINDA PLACE HOPE THEY HAVE 40oz HAPPY HOUR IN THE ALLEY #yolosec

[࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆࿆ @HikeInstead]

@YOLOSecFW @TrevorTheRoach @TheDerbyCoC @DerbyCon You had me at furry. https://t.co/D2AAEGkdne

[OG YOLOBear Security @SecYoloBear]

SKYDIVING AT #DerbyCon 7.0 ITS MY FAVORITE CON WISH I REMEMBERED IT BUT THERE WAS A LOT OF COLT45 AND MISSING PANTS #DerbyConMemories #yolosec