defconbeaver

DEF CON Beaver will NEVER run around/desert you and predicts whether @DEFCON is canceled (spoiler: it is)

@churchofwifi: Unholy Beaver, Defender of Dank

[defconbeaver @defconbeaver]

My story, in-depth:

(I’m not tearing up 😢, you’re tearing up)

[April C Wright @aprilwright]

Received an update that the DEF CON Beaver (a super-distant cousin of Punxsutawney Phil), has a “more powerful processor to handle the stresses of being the sole predictor of the fate of @DEFCON”

Rumor is: #cancelled, but frankly we need confirmation from a magical quadruped...

[defconbeaver @defconbeaver]

Nibi is a fabulous diva from my home state of Massachusetts

She fought The Man and bit the ‘red tape’ with her front teeth, and now she has a job as an educational beaver at a wildlife rescue. I might be in love 😍

https://t.co/kJ2UzoiU5p

[defconbeaver @defconbeaver]

We have come FULL CIRCLE to how I was invente…errrr…hacke…errr…born @defcon:

“What do other countries think of Groundhog Day?”

Was thankfully answered with “Groundhog Day? What is that thing? Like a beaver or something?”

At which point everyone peed themselves laughing

[defconbeaver @defconbeaver]

@DAkacki @elkentaro @aprilwright @ttheveii0x @DuckArmyGeneral @1dark0ne @woprsummit @dntlookbehindu @AlyssaM_InfoSec @M0nkeyDrag0n @LitMoose @knarphie @pukingmonkey @Shatter242 @lintile @trashp4ndasec @IffyBooks @muteki_rtw @defconphilly @Grifter801 @jack_daniel @1o57 @_th1nk3r @InfoSecSherpa @SwiftOnSecurity @InfoSystir @thephreck @Ajediday @mzbat @MalwareJake @SteveD3 @cxstephens @scrumdumpster69 @leanrum @d4rkm4tter @alexmuentz @Gwyddia @nousie @grlz2grlz @SecureThisNow @Cannibal @hardhatbrigade Those schematics are out of date: They didn’t label the beak as a probe!

[April C Wright @aprilwright]

I definitely don’t know many who have made so much progress and growth in so little time

I respect the hell out of @ANeilan and vouch for his drive, passion, ability, and capacity to do great things

So, let’s get this wonderful human a new job helping us save the world, please?

[April C Wright @aprilwright]

Hiring? Need a fantastic #entrylevel cyber job candidate? THIS is your person:

Not sure I know anyone who has worked as hard as my friend @ANeilan to learn infosec from scratch, elevate self & others, share w/ community, & give talks in public!

#infosecjobs #blueteam #dfir 1/2

[ThugCrowd @thugcrowd]

Here's a tip, stop posing as "Women in Tech/Infosec" and then proceed to weasel your way into online social circles to further your harassment campaign of women in this space. All it does is sow mistrust in women who are actually trying to use Twitter to network and share stuff.

[ThugCrowd @thugcrowd]

We've gotten a lot of responses after calling out that sock account last night. Those who have been following us know this has been an ongoing issue for many people in infosec. Let's examine what happened and what we can do moving forward. 1//

[defconbeaver @defconbeaver]

@aprilwright @ElJefeDSecurIT I approve.

[defconbeaver @defconbeaver]

I HAVE AN ALIBI

https://t.co/ELdS8BB3RR

[defconbeaver @defconbeaver]

You did it

[defconbeaver @defconbeaver]

From one soothsayer to another, I say dam your prediction, Phil

Still love ya, cousin, but dam it

https://t.co/2dWocKsCkc

[defconbeaver @defconbeaver]

Happy this little guy got rescued!

Shoes - gotta keep that in mind for my next dam project

https://t.co/qbFoZanUNN

[defconbeaver @defconbeaver]

History
https://t.co/DrEmhi72FX

[defconbeaver @defconbeaver]

This is my favorite band because they remind me of me

Especially this new song they dropped!!!

https://t.co/sO8x91ALva

[defconbeaver @defconbeaver]

I think he took exactly the right amount and am starting a Logstarter for his defense

https://t.co/0ZwBGZ5Ex0

[defconbeaver @defconbeaver]

I’m cool with this shirt @teeturtlenews

[BTD @TheDukeZip]

Badge drop *somewhere* in Massachusetts tonight - 7-9PM. Solve this beginner CTF challenge to obtain the location. Good luck! @ANDnXOR #mattdamon #BadgeLife

Start here: https://t.co/0I1UpWcC0O

[defconbeaver @defconbeaver]

!!!

[carfucar @carfucar]

Any CAN Bus reverse engineers out there with Machine Learning and Programming experience looking for a gig? I need help with a project!

[defconbeaver @defconbeaver]

Things I think about while trying to sleep... Someone once wore my skin like a... puppet

[defconbeaver @defconbeaver]

This is... incredibly disturbing.

What is wrong with you people???