Evan

My tweets only reflect my own emotion at the moment of the tweet, my future self are supposedly better.

[Matt🍫 @jbmillenial]

My penis is now penwas due to lack of usage

[Evan @sedang_pubertas]

@yourholmesss @busanonni can can we'll see if this works with the next person. ciao 🫰

[Evan @sedang_pubertas]

antek2 feminis ini. reminder: never stop being nonchalant until they prove to you that they are worth your time!!

[abay🌒 @yourholmesss]

bro to bro :

stop jadi nonchalant, ayo kita bawa balik chivalry. gentle, inisiatif, kasih pujian, kasih bunga, tulis surat, kasih coklat, fine dine, protect her, dateng ke rumahnya diem-diem kasih surprise, simpen fotonya di dompet, dunia harus tau lu sayang banget sama dia, clingy and everything.

treating a girl right isn't cringe , it's called being a man.

[Evan @sedang_pubertas]

@yourholmesss @busanonni bisa juga, chill aja kali ye kalo doi bisa match my energy ya gas lanjut kalo enggak ya tinggalin, gitu kali ye?

[an @nadzir17]

@Uki23 Ralat:

Wkt masih jd "new entry" di dunia kerja, saya berpikir bhw kompetensi seorang leader itu diukur dari seberapa dekat pekerjaan/pendidikan dia terdahulu dengan bidang/sektor yang dikerjakan sekarang.

Tapi seiring saya bertumbuh, ternyata yang penting loyal & jadi penjilat

[Evan @sedang_pubertas]

@busanonni so.. many.. people..

this goes to show that people DO get hurt by other's actions.

[Evan @sedang_pubertas]

@yourholmesss you do have a point, sering ketemu cewek yg gak worth it tapi udah terlanjur sayang gitu kali ye. blackpilled to the max

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

how it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

[Calmic @spargowentgone]

Ini ya yang kata nya tempat ngumpul anak-anak muda di Blok M?

[Miilato @miiilato]

when bro screams “what was I to her” during the exam so I know the answer is the second option

[dl @drlrst]

Lucu banget ya orang-orang tuh berkegiatan harus banget hanging around "cool people" dan "eksklusif"...

Kalau gini mindsetnya, kita tidak akan pernah bisa mencapai keadilan sosial bagi seluruh rakyat Indonesia.

Jadi dulu sila ini dibuat hanya cita-cita utopis aja kali ya 😄

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Microsoft, Teams

[Neet @neet_sol]

having an unemployed friend to text during work is essential, they’re the window of your prison cell

[aril piterpen @aril_piterpen1]

hasil cut gula & tepung seminggu alhamdulilah bb turun 2 menit

[Evan @sedang_pubertas]

@jellypastaa bro melakukan social experiment

[Catholic 𐕣 @myshawti]

Kenapa kasus seperti ini sulit naik di media? Padahal ini kasus tidak kalah pentingnya juga

Nih awak test, pasti sulit naiknya

[SobatMiskinTV @MiskinTV_]

Selamat Pagi.
Mana nih yang kemarin puja puji Pak Bahlil. BBM Non Subsidi Naiknya gila-gilaan.

Pertamax Turbo 🚀
dari Rp13.100 jadi Rp19.400

Dexlite🚀
dari Rp14.200 jadi Rp23.900

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

[rin 🐢 @excalilburned]

kok bisa ya selingkuh sama orang kantor. gue nahan diri gak nonjok aja udah bagus banget.