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[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Gearing up for what will be the least earned midafternoon nap this world has ever seen

[Judith Butler Bible Thumper @philosophysux]

Not now sweetie. Mommy's busy using her intellect to bludgeon her emotions into catatonic submission

[Chris @citehchris]

maybe putting a 4th caffeinated drink in your anxiety riddled body will help there’s really no way to know

[miia @miiagarro]

“you’re always sleeping”

god forbid a girl wants to be unconscious

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

It was so nice of the US men’s hockey team to fulfill that drunk special kid’s make-a-wish

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

she’s a ten but she absolutely would’ve been lobotomized in the 1940s

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 ❤︎ ⋆ ݁ ⸌̑⸍͂ @misskerrington]

“are you busy tomorrow?” my dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me

[seiya @systole_]

it’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane

[⛧ @Rainclips__]

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah”

[eloise @soupforeloise]

well shit… that’s my trials and yep…. those are my tribulations…. but whose monkeys are they… and why am I in a circus

[Barstool TCU 🐸 @BarstoolTCU]

A lot of UNC fans disguised as empty seats tonight

[evelyn @portiaspetrat]

ever since i was a little girl ive loved information

[Lukie @howsypartner]

Every time I go to an airport I’m reminded that the average person is soooo much dumber than I thought

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

everything is so crazy lately why shouldn’t I be able to move a file to a different folder while it’s still open

[🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @Scoobydouchebag]

"Welcome to the jungle, bitch" I mutter as I send this email without writing "Thanks" in front of my name

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

First 2 drinks don't count if you have anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

[Louis KC @notlouisckk]

We could never have a woman president. They are too emotional.

[໊ @sonohoor]

not to be dramatic but when i accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life

[໊ @sonohoor]

all pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety