The Sedated Monkey

The Sedated 🐒... The 🌎s greatest sports gamer...

Currently architecting the greatest SPORTS, LIFE & #Madden22 content in the multiverse; @DreamWorldCo

[The Sedated Monkey @Sedated_Monkey]

Keep waiting on Kanye and that silly DONDA album.... #DREAMWORLD

@DreamWorldCo #CHAPTERII

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@jonnyfootballs @BovadaOfficial @WhatsYaWager Hey @BovadaOfficial this guy @WhatsYaWager is lazy and doesnt do his job

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@BovadaOfficial Your new website looks terrible and doesnt work

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@BovadaOfficial @espn @JeffPassan Just like your awful website. Much needed help.

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@UberEats Your company is out of touch and doesnt care about its customers. Stop using Uber eats.

[Jonny Football @jonnyfootballs]

Horrendous customer service by @UberEats @Uber . You've lost a mini 🐋 of a client today. Dont use uber eats or uber. Truly an out of touch company that does not give a damn about its customer. 🤮🤮🤮

[The Sedated Monkey @Sedated_Monkey]

@UberEats Do you guys actually feel proud to work at a company like this? Fix your help section.

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@MapleLeafs Fix celebrini shots on goal you weirdos. He has 5.

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@DetroitRedWings Fix his shots on goal, he has like 5! What are stat keepers doing

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@Chedzz @Underdog @QuickPickBot You and chelly and the rest of the planet on raddysh huh, what could go wrong. His shortest line we've seen in awhile vs an opponent who's top 5 worst vs defenders... tragedy incoming

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@PredsNHL Fix josi shots on goal

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Wow and uber eats is out of control with spam / fraud accounts trying to scam its customers. What are you guys doing? @uber @UberEats @Uber_Support

Its 2026 and this is what you're giving your customers who spend thousands a month? The world truly is cooked.

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Uber eats has the worst customer service i have ever seen. I'll be closing down my account with spends thousands per month @Uber @UberEats @Uber_Support

[The Sedated Monkey @Sedated_Monkey]

Uber eats has the worst customer service i have ever seen. I'll be closing down my account with spends thousands per month @Uber @UberEats @Uber_Support

[Jonny Football @jonnyfootballs]

Olympics score keeping is criminal. We dont get play by play stats, shots on goal are being added 10 minutes later, often missing blatant shots that dont get accounted for. how could you promote gambling on this event ? @NHL @Olympics @FDSportsbook @DKSportsbook @NHLPR

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@NBCOlympics @NBCSports @TeamUSA @usahockey @NHL @NHLPA Wake up your stat keepers, people are wagering on these games! Legally!

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@Freudy If you use prizepicks you don't need to take an autism test.

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@BookitWithTrent Everyone asking who he's on needs to use that brain. Hes on over maye passing attempts... he's on the Hawks. GGs.

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@samanthadb12 @HockeyCanada @OHFHockey @FlaPanthers Nah that was just an inside deal with sportsbooks so he could make sure everyone lost that bet on his props.

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@NHL @TBLightning @Buccaneers @NavyFederal @espn @Sportsnet @TVASports You guys are a major sports organization with 8 comments on a post for one of your biggest events of the year. Maybe you should stop alienating innocent loyal fans who wager on the sport?

https://t.co/0QjC3wxhUi

[Jonny Football @jonnyfootballs]

Another play / shot thats not even on the play by play transcript of last night's game of Oilers vs Wild. What are we doing here? @oilers @NHL @NHLPR

If you want to call the shot a miss then you guys have all the technology to confirm it, but dont just ignore it.

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@NHLPR @TBLightning @NHLBruins Fix hyman shots on goal last night. Two blatant moments where you're not correctly grading these shots @nhl @oilers @nhlpr

https://t.co/0QjC3wxhUi

[Jonny Football @jonnyfootballs]

Another play / shot thats not even on the play by play transcript of last night's game of Oilers vs Wild. What are we doing here? @oilers @NHL @NHLPR

If you want to call the shot a miss then you guys have all the technology to confirm it, but dont just ignore it.

[Jonny Football @jonnyfootballs]

Another play / shot thats not even on the play by play transcript of last night's game of Oilers vs Wild. What are we doing here? @oilers @NHL @NHLPR

If you want to call the shot a miss then you guys have all the technology to confirm it, but dont just ignore it.