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Streets need Prayer 🌍

[Hanifa @Honeyfarsafi]

They even got the Maasai on the streets 🔥

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Who hurt You! Why so much hate over a stranger You do not know?

[FC Kibe @Kibet_Goat]

You're a threat to my parent's land and their life savings. Squirt for me and I'll make them squatters

[Tedd Fina_tech @Dreamville2022]

Confirmed! I am not the father

[Calebo @CalebGirango]

@n_mathaba We also don't rate our president

[Lloyd... 🐻 @LloydNkhuwa]

Your boyfriend's parents had to use a belt to get him to listen, and you want to use tears and essays?..

[𝔇𝔢𝔢 @deeomi_]

Kitambo tulikua tunaita a nonchalant person ati "Don't Care'' 🤭😂😂

[Yemi @6oss_x]

Me changing my graveyard because a simp was buried next to me.

[KOT Socha 🇰🇪 @Kotsocha_ke]

"Fuata hiyo tractor iko na kuni,ni vizuri umekuja na mafuta"

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

2027 tunachaguana ama tunachongoana😁😁? Ananiita Mr. Empty juu amejaa ngori ama? 😁😁 salaaleh!

[kigothor @kigothor1]

Hey it's over 8 hours.wake up

[Onyango_tate @Wuodnyakach_]

Is that how Chivayo has decided to burn calories

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

Kuna mtu amesema brain eating bacteria would die of starvation in Karen Nyamu’s head 🤦🏾‍♀️

Damn. Savage but I like it 😂

[Susan Mutami @mutami_susan]

@summersrand @wicknellchivayo You are doing very well. It’s a matter of time before he perishes mid air. Start buying your champagne. He thinks he’s a king arikudonha very soon uyu.

[Nyatsimba Mutotesi @timiretimzzy2]

Kenyans discovered my tweets
I didn’t know bro was hated internationally 😂😂😂

[KABABA @GeneralWaitish]

Unaamka kuita kuma yako big God.

[Nicki Bigfish @nickiBIGFISH]

Now is when you get to see that, beyond comedy, some of our friends lack basic reasoning and understanding. This is what we’ve been dealing with behind the scenes for years. I’m glad we are now all experiencing it together. 😁

[AbbieZuena @abbiezuena]

Leo nayo nimedance na si siri!

H.E Sifuna hakuwa anajoke na hii sherehe ya Kanairo.

#NairobiNaSifuna

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

Hii barabara ikipewa watu wa Thika Rd bado kutakua na jam

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Surely! How can one be this unlucky. Sura inakaa kuni,mtu ni mfupi,huna akili,huna vidole,huna aibu,yani uko tu. Bookten wewe unajua heri kwenu wangezaa tu thermos wawekange chai. One of these days,this corruption you dont mind applauding because you’re not a victim yet,will bite finally you.
Na sisi tutakua tu hapa. Wewe ata malaya wanakushinda kuwa na msimamo,kuna pesa wanaezakataa,wewe huezi, you will even eat your own defeacate if the price is right. Very useless homo sapien