toosher

26 - she/they - certified simp for JB

[toosher @seductivecereal]

Ain't no way farage went to winstanley revs im ill

[50ShadesOfBeige @Iram_Ramzan]

I'm here in Makerfield and Reform Party leader Nigel Farage is with local candidate Robert Kenyon.
He ordered a pint of Blonde Witch blonde ale in case you're wondering

[toosher @seductivecereal]

Reform bus in winstanley might throw up tbh

[toosher @seductivecereal]

Finding it very strange watching people argue about the politics of the guy who passed me my certificate and gave us a leavers speech in year 11 bc his son was in our year 😂😭

[toosher @seductivecereal]

I hate this fucking town

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Labour has held Wigan council but lost all 22 seats it was defending to Reform UK

🔴 LAB: 42 (-22)
➡️ RFM: 25 (+24)
⚪️ IND: 8 (-1)
🔵 CON: 0 (-1)

[Frank Place 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BotFinderUK]

ARE YOU ACTUALLY KIDDING ME 😡🇬🇧
been out since 6AM knocking doors in leek for REFORM
SIX AM
SIX
because thats when REAL PEOPLE are awake (turns out they are NOT)
first door bloke answers in his pants
i say “morning sir have you considered voting reform to save the nation”
he says “have you considered leaving” and shuts the door
SECOND door
woman opens, sees leaflet, just goes “racist” and shuts it
i shout “ITS COMMON SENSE” through the letterbox but shes gone upstairs
THIRD door lad filming me on his phone
“say something about woke”
i say “woke is ruining everything”
he starts laughing like im on tiktok
THIS is what we’re dealing with
tried explaining about labour’s secret plan (you know the one, cant say too much but involves bins and france)
and also asking QUESTIONS about Rupert Lowe
no one wants TRUTH anymore
one bloke sprayed me with a hose
HOSE
about to give up when i knock this one door
old fella answers
says hes a WW1 veteran (looked about 140 but fair play)
invites me in
next thing i know im sat with him AND an amazon delivery bloke who just wandered in mid-drop
and somehow
SOMEHOW
we all start singing WE’LL MEET AGAIN
full emotional
me, a war hero and a bloke with a barcode scanner
tears in my eyes thinking THIS IS BRITAIN
song ends
amazon bloke scans something and leaves
i walk out feeling hopeful
immediately get shouted “oi racist” from across the road
BACK TO REALITY
im about to pack it in when Gemma Collins appears out of nowhere
just says “dont give up babes youve got this energy”
ENERGY???
im exhausted and being bullied by the public
but i soldier on
more doors
more shouting
more rejection
eventually police turn up
apparently im a “public nuisance”
PUBLIC NUISANCE???
im doing DEMOCRACY
they say ive been shouting through letterboxes and refusing to leave
i say thats PASSION
next thing im in the back of a van
BAILED later (theyre “monitoring me” which sounds dodgy)
now im home, haemorrhoids FLARING from 8 hours of standing, cant even sit properly, just rotating like a kebab applying cream constantly
THIS is what fighting for your country does
AND THE WORST PART
just found out
THERES NOT EVEN AN ELECTION IN LEEK
NOT EVEN ONE
and apparently reform already runs the council anyway
so WHAT have i been doing since 6AM
STILL FUMING THOUGH 😡🇬🇧

[cari •ᴗ• @caridescent]

on my puter 🐛

[ozzy @mouldpoisoning]

did they know its just one guy before they ate him

[the cumpound @TheCumpound]

top 10 gif

[Oddprophet @oddprophet]

dubstep sound design session for the day done

[Vo @Vo_Memes]

OPEN THE DOOOOOOOR

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

I hope everyone realizes that history is being made. This video will be used and remembered for generations.

[flitzy @fflitzer]

im having too much fun with this clip

[dave @davepeep]

soft launched my hatred of my coworker to another coworker and they reported me

[tinysoul @tinysoulgame]

📱🐴

[Wolf @wolfdetergent]

Together

[Tweets Of Hamster @TweetsOfHamster]

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