Tartuffe the spry wonder dog

voted most likely to drift from room to room wailing like a Victorian ghost | she/her

[Tartuffe the spry wonder dog @seearrem]

they can SWIM NOW????,,,

[Tartuffe the spry wonder dog @seearrem]

dealthy afraid of wind turbines, I don't trust them

[Tartuffe the spry wonder dog @seearrem]

@VerminSupreme On it, coach 🫡

[maze @mazemaize]

my first committed relationship was to the bit

[Tartuffe the spry wonder dog @seearrem]

all a woman truly wants is Allemansrätten

[Tartuffe the spry wonder dog @seearrem]

@LonelyWheel You're sick

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

As well as being a genuine sweetheart, I am also often a difficult, volatile and neurotic woman. And that's ok. This is actually very endearing to the right person

[Tartuffe the spry wonder dog @seearrem]

this does not bode well

[The Associated Press @AP]

Art Deco style is popular again, a century after its heyday https://t.co/adhPjI56Dh

[campbell g @rodeoman]

when someone says something so john adams phobic you gotta hit em with the giamatti stare

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

hey girl!!!! what’s new with me? well lately i’ve been getting this random intrusive thought screaming NOT MUCH TIME LEFT NOT MUCH TIME LEFT NOT MUCH TIME LEFT & my eyes fill with tears as i clutch at my chest. what have you been up to?

[Nostos @NostosLit]

from the diaries of franz kafka

[Tartuffe the spry wonder dog @seearrem]

Now THIS is a thread

[Galarian Borowczyk @sohamncheese]

This is going to be the defining footage of this election. Keep it in a special place

[claire rowden @clx1re]

what I mean when I say “I needed this” after hanging out with the besties, btw

[Tartuffe the spry wonder dog @seearrem]

@billtrotter Took 2 hours to get from Millinocket all the way to East Millinocket.

[Tartuffe the spry wonder dog @seearrem]

@LonelyWheel something about Hilary Clinton and thruples