Maxwell Seebeck

just a fella

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“I wisely started with a map” — J.R.R. Tolkien

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Do you like all genres of music as long as it's country? . . . Miller Lite

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Are you offended by the term "honkey" . . . Grab a Miller Lite

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Do you rev your engine at women so they will notice you? . . . Grab a Miller Lite!

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Do you still say "Saturday's are for the boys!" because girls wont hang out with you? . . . Grab a Miller Lite and wallow in the testosterone!

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Do you buy sunglasses that match your car? . . . Grab a Miller Lite

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Drive around with your light bar always on? . . . Miller Lite

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Is your cousin pregnant with your baby? . . . Miller Lite

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Want to drink a 30 rack by yourself? . . . Miller Lite

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Are you considering going to country thunder this year? . . . Grab a Miller lite

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Want to take your time getting drunk? . . . Grab a miller lite
*manly man voice*

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I like your twitter page

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Margaritas anyone?

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Charleston SC is the closest thing to heaven

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@ItsTravieDaddy I will be yatching friend

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@ItsTravieDaddy one day figuratively soon my friend

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@JakeGreskoviak negative

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@ItsTravieDaddy with some shapes.

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Carnage is garbage

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About to go bananas tomorrow night 🍌