Chris Wilson

Love the sun and the simple life. Hopelessly addicted to Undisclosed podcast.

[Chris Wilson @seedoubleyoo]

@midgeure1 ‘Wordle’s ‘Word of the Day’ yesterday Midge - is there a higher honour that can be bestowed upon a man? I can’t think of one - better than a knighthood any day!! 😂👏🏆!!

[Chris Wilson @seedoubleyoo]

@Lord_Sugar I was down there with the missus today too!! Beautiful day but flat as a millpond .. hope you didn’t bring your surfboards .. 🏄‍♂️😩☀️👍!!

[Chris Wilson @seedoubleyoo]

@rak_strong Had someone on my post round called ‘Bum Suk Joey Kwak ... I used to sing it to my young kids to the tune of Nutbush City Limits!!🤣🤣

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[Chris Wilson @seedoubleyoo]

@prodnose FACT: Nobody will ever squeeze more music into six and a half minutes than this genius did in ‘Ann Boleyn’ from his ‘Six Wives of Henry VIII’ album!! 👍👍

[Chris Wilson @seedoubleyoo]

@aweddingwish @danellek @patribotics British slang for a secret and illegal payment; a bribe.

[Grand Old Team @grandoldteam]

If DCL scores and Everton win today, we'll give away a Mishmash to a random RT of these tweet.

COYB! #EVECRY

[Chris Wilson @seedoubleyoo]

@250GTE @adamcooperF1 @BeatlesPeteBest Where’s the ‘thumbs down’ button?!

[Chris Wilson @seedoubleyoo]

@loupepper @70s_party Love these old cookery books!! Here’s one of my personal favourites from Marguerite Patten, circa 1975 ...

[Chris Wilson @seedoubleyoo]

@prodnose Clear out your shit, Britt

[Chris Wilson @seedoubleyoo]

@GordonsWord 3246

[Chris Wilson @seedoubleyoo]

@midgeure1 That’s a fabulous photo Midge! 👍 Counting the varieties of plant life - any advance on 6?

[Chris Wilson @seedoubleyoo]

@prodnose You got mugged by an angry mob who I doubt have ever listened to even half an hour of your work. Those who have know this is not your style (or standard) of humour. You’re one of Britain’s finest broadcasters. Weather the storm Danny, it’s not time for Act III just yet ...

[Chris Wilson @seedoubleyoo]

@midgeure1 Should have kept that to yourself Midge - now you’ll have hoards of people turning up to film you doing this on their iphones!! 🤔😩!!#lifeimitatinngart 😉

[Chris Wilson @seedoubleyoo]

@MollyJongFast Can I swap them all for a life sentence for Stephen Miller?

[Chris Wilson @seedoubleyoo]

@pacelattin Russia told him to describe Putin as ‘strong and powerful’ in Helsinki, and he did it. He does what his master tells him to.

[Chris Wilson @seedoubleyoo]

@midgeure1 Midge invited us backstage after his Sydney concert last year - he’d met my wife briefly some months earlier at her fathers funeral. He just wanted to give her a hug and check how she was doing. Midge is a legend, and incredibly generous with his time.

[Holly Figueroa O'Reilly @AynRandPaulRyan]

If you haven't laughed yet today, here's a video of President Trump walking up the stairs to Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe. While this isn't grounds for the #25thAmendment, it does fit the pattern of Trump just being a fucking idiot.
https://t.co/eYu8X7Uneg

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

Ahhhhh the old picking apples routine . She’s going straight through my repertoire on this trip 🔥