Chris

[The Ven Dreddies @TheVenDreddies]

#FF
@juuulj
@EggsYolker
@El_Bugito
@MyFyx
@sklubal
@seeduhb
@the_fays
@pinballalley
@allNewSongs
@CKCUFM
@MUOttawa

[Chris @seeduhb]

@TraciReardon what is this superb owl thing I keep hearing about?

[Chris @seeduhb]

I hate it when I don't do laundry and have to wear something weird

[Chris @seeduhb]

Morphine, because nobody wants lessphine.

[Chris @seeduhb]

@beckysphone1981 that guy is a complete asshole. Someone who makes a reference to shrek in an insult has failed at life.

[Chris @seeduhb]

Someone upper deckered my upper deck.

[Chris @seeduhb]

I'm 4'6" and 330 lbs. Deal with it. I do.

[Chris @seeduhb]

@normmacdonald please write a few words for @DougStanhope so he can use them on his book cover. You're his best twitter follower. Thanks

[Chris @seeduhb]

@THEGaryBusey Hi Gary, could you please write a few words for a book cover by @DougStanhope ? He really looks up to you, thanks

[Chris @seeduhb]

Hi @Pontifex, please bless us with a few words for @DougStanhope 's upcoming book that he gives out with copies of the Bible. Thank you.

[Chris @seeduhb]

Million miler, diamond medallion @DougStanhope would love a quote from @Delta for his much anticipated book. https://t.co/gI15LqsSXw

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

I'd love some tweet-length blurbs for my book but would never have the balls to ask. But I don't mind you fwding this @ some folks!

[Chris @seeduhb]

@brendonwalsh a 1000 dollar shirt is a good deal if it conceals your muffin top, male breasts and fupa. Look good, feel good

[Brendon Walsh @brendonwalsh]

You guys are pretty chill, cool & fashionable, right? Well now you can prove it! https://t.co/CnIV8RsBsI RT!

[Chris @seeduhb]

@brendonwalsh my dick hurts

[Chris @seeduhb]

@brendonwalsh bro I'm chillin so hard I don't know if I'll be medically able to buy your shirt

[Freedom Mobile @FreedomMobile]

Here’s what we’ll be giving away today: 25 Samsung Galaxy S6 Edge+ and 25 #Nexus6P phones! #BirthdayGift #WINDmobile

[Freedom Mobile @FreedomMobile]

WIND turns 6 today 🎂 To celebrate, we're giving away 50 phones on Twitter. 1 every 15 minutes! #BirthdayGift https://t.co/4v8NcfMZwa

[Chris @seeduhb]

I don't need to attempt, I will crush you. You will never recover https://t.co/HzzJgenu61

[Chris @seeduhb]

@brendonwalsh the answer is a frozen peice of your poo

[Chris @seeduhb]

@ZacIsNotFunny thanks zac, just remembered how much clowns scared me as a child