sometimes i experience moments of beauty that only the 26-year-old startup boys who gave me mushrooms at esalen could understand...so i whisper them into the santa monica bound winds and wait for more awe in return
I was sprinkling goat cheese on top of this macaroni and frozen pea casserole we're making and I was like "this is so white trash tiktok" and Michael was like "THIS IS FUCKING BECHAMEL. WE MADE A PROPER ROUX"
The best fitness instructors in Los Angeles can be found ONLY in the least fashionable gyms. They were stars in the 90s (when they last updated their headshots) and will scream at you “DON’T even try if you can’t do it PERFECTLY”