Sean Walkling

god saves his hardest battles for his silliest gooses

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

Texas Tech must never be allowed to develop a nuclear weapon

[EpicTrey @twinkSlayer16]

acab includes *sniffle* acab also includes little h-horsie

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

The President is a crook

[fortunate ramen @FortunateRamen]

i be on the "make yourself extremely mad for no reason" app wondering why im mad as fuck for no reason

[Yandere Eito Aotsuki (´• ω •`) ♡ @YandereEito]

I would wish Bakersfield, California on my worst enemies

[Cornhusker Cole @CornhuskerCole]

Only one more sleep before Nebrasketball takes out the Iowatollah. It's what the world will know as Operation F.U.R.Y. (Frager Unequivocally Running Yo-shit) #GBR

[Sean Walkling @seeeeeeeeeeeean]

I have no doubt that a shot for shot remake of Lawrence of Arabia starring Florence Pugh as Lawrence would be a killer. Call it Florence of Arabia

[Alshon Jeffery the third (Rick) @burritolov3r69]

This miller lite of mine, I’m gonna let it shine

[Talia Jane @taliaotg]

I spoke with two armed men present last night at the Alex Pretti vigil/autonomous zone, who agreed to speak on the condition I obscure their eyes.

One, identified as Comrade Loon (the MN state bird), explained the reasoning for their presence and had a message for conservatives:

[Strez @Its_Strez]

Fuck ICE. Go Broncos. Free Palestine.

[Soze Faizon Blanco @TheHumanDurag]

Idc if my child gay straight trans whatever but i draw the line at becoming a cop. Get out of my house you fucking Fed

[Red @kitsuneredFES]

This is actually when you give up on being factual and start maintaining the agenda at all costs

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

We need a separation of church and state but for vegas odds and sports discourse

[tuxedo sam @NotTuxedoSam]

meet James Hamilton

he’s Amazon’s literal very top engineer, the brain behind all the data centers

he lives in a custom yacht and does not give a fuck about any RTO

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

there’s two types of white running backs. cerebral thinkers like mccaffrey and then just absolute crayon eaters like skattebo. it rules

[Twindor @MoonshotVientos]

New theory: Bush did 9/11 not for political reasons but so he could show off his changeup

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

i’m gonna keep on dancin at the

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

Gambling is only an addiction if you're losing. If you're winning, it's called a revenue stream. They don't tell you that in school.

[Bruh @ItsBruhNotBro]

People who would rather see the 7th best SEC team in a playoff rather than the Sun Belt Champion (or any G5 champ) are not college football fans.