sea griffwald

this is just to spam my thoughts and dumb shit

[sea griffwald @seegriffwald]

I need me a girl who gonna lemme suck her toes and sleep with a handful of tiddy

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Former US Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard's brother charged after trying to lure children to a hotel room in Hawaii.

[autist @litteralyme0]

i think i made too many tweets about argentina 🫩

[xMoosex @xastupidx]

just booked a vasectomy and they scheduled me in for 9/11 they really snippin my tower twin

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

The NBA's $76 billion TV deal is currently on hold because one 41-year-old won't say where he wants to work.

Adam Silver, the commissioner, admitted it today: the league cannot finish the 2026-27 schedule until LeBron James picks a team. Teams are calling. Networks are calling. The answer to all of them is "we're waiting on LeBron."

The story gets wilder when you know the context. LeBron is the oldest player in the NBA, entering season 24. He's also still one of its best: he just dragged the Lakers to the playoffs, then announced he was leaving. Three franchises are reportedly in the running.

Here's why one player freezes a $76 billion machine. The NBA is one season into an 11-year deal with Disney, NBC, and Amazon. Those partners split a fixed pool of premium inventory: opening night, Christmas Day, the big national windows. LeBron has played on Christmas a record 20 times, the last 19 seasons straight. Wherever he signs instantly becomes a Christmas team, an opening week team, and a 25-game national TV team. Until he signs, none of those slots can be assigned. The whole calendar is downstream of one man's group chat.

Run the math on what's waiting. $76 billion over 11 years is roughly $7 billion a year in media money, and the schedule that deal was priced on can't be built. So the commissioner of a $7-billion-a-year league is doing interviews politely asking an employee of one of his 30 teams to please make up his mind.

No other league works this way. The NFL schedules around teams. The NBA schedules around a person.

[Carley 🤖 (snob) @carleypero]

Yeah sorry the Eternal Smog and Wildfires and Explosive Diarrhea and Trillion to Israel are bothering you, but I’m a bit preoccupied with my coworker who put they/them in their email sign off so

[sea griffwald @seegriffwald]

@Mankosmash @cremieuxrecueil Holy retard. You people are natural slaves like Socrates said. Unions are good for all workers

[Animichael @michaeldanimal]

@factpostnews It wasnt a hoax until we discovered Trump's name and half his cabinets name was all over them. Has MAGA ever asked why Ghislaine is doing time for sex trafficking to no one.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Kids were raped and brutally abused and she is smiling.

[⚢ Piper ⚢ @Lethalstraight]

How the July 15th wordle dev describes Netanyahu

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

So, now we know the score. As things stand now, there are 104 Americans in Congress and 314 Israelis.

[The Hormuz Report @HormuzReport]

BREAKING: Iran sent a private message to JD Vance during Switzerland talks, warning that Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff were "abusing" negotiations — more interested in profiting from insider knowledge than reaching a deal, per Drop Site News.

Iran calculated $9 billion in profits from market manipulation by "individuals close to Trump" — and formally requested $4.5 billion of that sum be allocated to Iran through intermediaries. The Iranian official added: "The exchanged texts will ultimately become part of the historical record."

Iran also raised concerns that Kushner and Witkoff "talk almost every day to Netanyahu" and the Mossad chief — feeding Israeli intelligence with inside information from the negotiations.

The Trump administration denies the claims. Iran says the evidence will be made public. If confirmed, this is one of the most significant financial scandals in modern diplomacy.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

You left out the part where the bill merges the U.S. military with Israel’s military, you treasonous bastards.

[MaceAhWindu 🇵🇸 @MaceAhWindu]

I can’t really enjoy how lame she is until El-Sayed wins.

It’s no surprise there’s this much money behind her because she damn sure can’t carry it on her own charisma.

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[ellen🍸 @algorecrave]

thinking about this tweet

[♡ @Bonmatimessi]

Argentina is a team that runs on pure homosexual love for Lionel Messi and there seems to be no tactic that could counter that

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

Sean Payton would euthanize Bo Nix for a coin flip chance at getting Lamar

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Spain-Argentina is the first World Cup “Colonizer vs Colonized” match that makes me say “well, let’s consider the nuances”