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[Key @seein2]

I don’t want kids. But everyone keeps telling me that I’m going to change my mind one day and that I’ll never experience love like the love of your own child, but people ALSO say that nursing school is hard, so...

[camille :-) @dustytit]

throw hunter biden into the villa as a mid season bombshell

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

every time someone complains about everything being so political

[trash jones @jzux]

praying to god is low key embarrassing. girl if He wanted to He would

[Bryan @Bryan60112]

Y’all just be praying for anybody

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[not emma @buttholefactory]

I don’t think your cafe needs merch

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Kendrick wearing bootcut jeans was so special

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Full moon next week

[Key @seein2]

Day trading is just MLM for dudes who’ve made a woman uncomfortable on a first date

[Key @seein2]

Just saw Nosferatu… men are not allowed to make movies anymore

[lily zella jackson @lilyzella]

All seagulls are boys. A girl wouldn’t do that

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

[Bilge Ebiri @BilgeEbiri]

Helpful tip: One thing you might want to do before Jan. 20th is update all your vaccinations.

[holly parkinson 🏴‍☠️ @ParkinsonHB]

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