The Dyatlov Ass Incident

cannot be stopped, will never die, loved by all, feared by gods

often very mean to transphobes

@seej500.bsky.social

(he/him - cis)

[The Dyatlov Ass Incident @Seej500]

Yes, I'm also on bluesky: @seej500.bsky.social

Probs gonna be there more & here less I guess

[Chris Bischoff - Animal Use Protocol @StasisGame]

Little known safety feature: when computers crash, they deploy airbags.

[The Dyatlov Ass Incident @Seej500]

@delilahfraser1 "along the stretch" let's not pretend that it's anything like on the scale it is today.

There's a huge difference between five cars at Machpelah and what it's like now. And I remember when those five cars were unusual too.

[The Dyatlov Ass Incident @Seej500]

@delilahfraser1 So your evidence that I'm wrong is the multiple Streetview photos over several years which show way way less cars parked there before 2015? The evidence that I've already pointed out supports what I'm saying?

Not a great argument

[The Dyatlov Ass Incident @Seej500]

@delilahfraser1 @ScottAPatient I don't need to make vague guesses based on trying to infer which cars are parked and which are moving, beneath a tree canopy, in photos literally taken from outer space. Because I was there.

Not to mention, Streetview (which *isn't* taken from space) backs up what I'm saying.

[Mike Monello @mikemonello]

25 years later, our little movie, 'The Blair Witch Project,' is FINALLY being released as we always intended. Here are details for the curious.

[The Dyatlov Ass Incident @Seej500]

@delilahfraser1 @ScottAPatient I've lived here 46 years. I've travelled along that stretch of road thousands of times. Before the past decade, there would sometimes occasionally be a car parked on there. Most of the time it was empty & at times Hebden was expected to be busy, the police would cone it off.

[The Dyatlov Ass Incident @Seej500]

@jaivinwylde Wrong

[The Dyatlov Ass Incident @Seej500]

why did they take this picture on one of those old-timey cameras like from cowboy times?

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Winona Ryder, Jodie Foster & Julia Roberts, 1989

[The Dyatlov Ass Incident @Seej500]

@RZdzisiek2zero @jzellis How embarrassing. You're a bigot, man; you've got so many joke options which us non-bigots don't have. You can do racism, sexism, homophobia. There's so much more material for you to work with & THIS is the best you can do? Name-calling? You're making bigots look dumb, my guy.

[The Dyatlov Ass Incident @Seej500]

Dear Europeans,

I suggest we stop using Elon's platforms then

[Caroline de Gruyter @CarolineGruyter]

And so it starts:

JD Vance says US could drop support for NATO if Europe tries to regulate Elon Musk’s platforms https://t.co/LlkCthcOTv

[The Dyatlov Ass Incident @Seej500]

@WhosTheSuit Science is amazing

[The Dyatlov Ass Incident @Seej500]

@WhosTheSuit I'm no geologist, but I'm pretty confident they're not gonna find much oil up there

[The Dyatlov Ass Incident @Seej500]

Wait wait Blender has a really easy way to fix this, I've used it before, you just need to spend an hour or two digging thru the docs to find it

[Adrian Campos 𒉭 @FrieNDA_2]

Why the fuck my sink got broken normals

[The Dyatlov Ass Incident @Seej500]

Bad luck America because Elon is 100% planning to make this fucking website mandatory for Americans, he's wanted to make it into his own version of WeChat since he bought it & he absolutely sees this as his chance to do that

[wheezywaiter @wheezywaiter]

I might be leaving.

[SpeakOutSister @speakoutsister]

Novel twist on trans panic as they are now getting upset about a trans woman playing darts against men.

https://t.co/PqtneILGzO

[Vittorio @vittorioangelon]

Big thumbs down from me actually