Seeking Alpha, Master Beta

Wetter pussy = better pussy.

4skin to 4chan's Wallstreetbets. Deal dough, Stonks, & tumescent candlesticks. Put the DEGEN in DE-GENITALs. 1inch to 20 inches.

[Seeking Alpha, Master Beta @seekAmasterbeta]

Santa is coming to pound town coz everyone is getting assfucked and becoming igloo bros with santa's goo in evey orifice.

[Frank @frankdegods]

is this the santa rally?

[Seeking Alpha, Master Beta @seekAmasterbeta]

@lordsambrah Remember how $fartcoin went viral coz hot air rises?

Why not put the ASS in $Aster?

The coin price will moon (pun intended).

@Kathy_Aster @Leonard_Aster @cz_binance

[Seeking Alpha, Master Beta @seekAmasterbeta]

@lordsambrah Remember $GOAT? That shit went to billions.

The $Aster logo looks like someone spreading his cheeks, not unlike a goatse.

Come on @Leonard_Aster @cz_binance - I've already done the creative rebranding work for ya - Just embrace it and we'll ride to Valhalla.

[Seeking Alpha, Master Beta @seekAmasterbeta]

@lordsambrah $LIT is newer. Despite narrative tailwinds for perp dexes, only $HYPE and $LIT are rising.

As I have said, $aster is not seen as a real perp dex.

Rebrand to a memecoin and it will pump.

Logo looks like a gaping asshole, so maybe $ASSTER?

[Seeking Alpha, Master Beta @seekAmasterbeta]

@lordsambrah We are long $aster for different reasons. :P

[Seeking Alpha, Master Beta @seekAmasterbeta]

@LeonidasNFT @coingecko @CoinMarketCap LOL - your shitcoin does not even have 500k in volume because it cannot even get a on a T2 CEX.

[Seeking Alpha, Master Beta @seekAmasterbeta]

@lordsambrah @Aster_DEX $aster should stop pretending to build when the team is weak af, right @Eljaboom?

I have a long time horizon as well - $aster will pump violently in the future, but for an entirely different reason - CZ's ego. This is one of 3 coins that CZ has shilled: $BTC, $BNB, and $ASTER

[Seeking Alpha, Master Beta @seekAmasterbeta]

@LeonidasNFT Your shitcoin cannot even get on a Tier 2 exchange LOL.

Just let it die.

[Seeking Alpha, Master Beta @seekAmasterbeta]

@Aster_DEX @Leonard_Aster @cz_binance Price is still as limp as my grandad's dick. No need to pretend that you can compete with $hype

If you rebrand $aster to a memecoin, it will do better in terms of PA. Embrace crime and paint the charts instead of pretending to ship.

[Seeking Alpha, Master Beta @seekAmasterbeta]

@The__Solstice @cz_binance $Aster would perform way better if it repositioned itself as a memecoin - the embodiment of @cz_binance 's ego in a dick-measuring contest.

That would dispense with the illusion that it can hang with $hype.

Market values intellectual honesty. Do it @Leonard_Aster!

[Seeking Alpha, Master Beta @seekAmasterbeta]

@LeonidasNFT @ord_io @ZapApp Rugger

[Seeking Alpha, Master Beta @seekAmasterbeta]

@bobbyong @Steffan0xd @coingecko @GeckoTerminal Sounds like you are used to taking massive loads up your backend.

[Seeking Alpha, Master Beta @seekAmasterbeta]

@LeonidasNFT @DogSummitBrasil Still no tier 1 cex listing lmao

[Seeking Alpha, Master Beta @seekAmasterbeta]

@GarrettBullish The only thing that dropped was my IQ after reading your garbage analysis.

Never forget the charlatan who got almost every prediction wrong.

https://t.co/q59et30tnh

[Garrett @GarrettBullish]

oil is on the edge of a triple squeeze.

short gamma

backwardation

structural supply deficit

the upside risk isn't linear. it's explosive.
the world is insane. at least don’t short oil

[Seeking Alpha, Master Beta @seekAmasterbeta]

@worldlibertyfi

[Seeking Alpha, Master Beta @seekAmasterbeta]

I identify as ABG as well - Asinine Bitchy Gaslighter.

[Katie Chen @dear_kxtie]

Tomorrow 5/2 12PM @ SF running the biggest ABG / ABB maxxing event 💕

[Seeking Alpha, Master Beta @seekAmasterbeta]

@LeonidasNFT @star_okx Okx won't list dogshit - it is a t1 cex

[Seeking Alpha, Master Beta @seekAmasterbeta]

@Leonard_Aster Cool story bro - now fix the fkn limp-dicked price.

[Seeking Alpha, Master Beta @seekAmasterbeta]

@heyibinance @cz_binance

https://t.co/UkzKlzeUku F&G = 33
@CoinMarketCap F&G = 61

8/10 of the top google search results for Crypto F&G are showing 33 (not 61).

That is a sign that no one uses your product (despite CMC having the most traffic).

https://t.co/Szj63dw1wf

[Seeking Alpha, Master Beta @seekAmasterbeta]

@GarrettBullish This is the real playbook - do the opposite of whatever this mongoloid incel says.

[Seeking Alpha, Master Beta @seekAmasterbeta]

@GarrettBullish You are a charlatan scammer who got arrested by the hk police.

STFU.

No one cares about your ai slop.

How many times have you been wrong recently?