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vaaaaaanjie

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Hey @HVRanch your commercial where a pint glass gets filled up with ranch makes me never ever want to eat yours or any brand of ranch ever again. I want to puke.

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@glossier Thanks, just did

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Hey @glossier, I purchased a digital giftcard online today and the post-order screen told me it would be a while until I got the giftcard delivered to my inbox to print out. Is that going to come at some point today????

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"LOOK WHATS ON THOSE TACOS". lo and behold, yes, theres stuff other than just meat on tacos. Two days later and I'm still being reminded how hard headed meat-eaters can be🤣🤣🤣

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STORY TIME: Two days ago, we were at trader Joe's to get stuff to bring to a BBQ. Dre picks up a pre marinated package of carne, and I asked him, "dont you wanna like bring some tortillas to go with that?" And apparently that was a huge insult because "nobody eats just meat tacos

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Well today I'm clicking thru insta stories and dre stops me to go back. So I go back to the last person's story and he clicks my phone to say "no go back to the last ad" and he keeps restarting it. I'm like wtf. It's an ad for plated or hello fresh or something and he goes

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First filling on a patient that I've remembered to take pictures of! Before: left. Prep: right. Filled: bottom. Woooo!!!

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@UtahRoyalsFC trivia question about @kelleymohara at Halftime tonight was wrong!!! She is from Fayetteville, GA NOT PEACHTREE!! #iwantafreebeer #ortickets

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@tameraajanee 😬

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@tameraajanee Congrats!!!!

[Ｎ 𝔼 Ø @UpdatesByNeo]

boy: I wish girls liked sports

girl: I like sports

boy: oh yeah? then name the blood type of the Barcelona coach from 2001

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Wait a second, @jvn is jesus?!?!

[yohammohammo @yohammohammo]

SASSY EASTER

[David Crook @StellarInsights]

Shortly after #Mercury emerges from it's shadow phase on April 16- Mercury enters Aries, & forms a mutual reception with #Mars in Gemini. When Mercury & Mars work in harmony, it suggests enhanced powers of thought & communication- the realization of thoughts & plans. (R.Ebertin)

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JIST FOUND OUT MY PHONE CAN TAKE MY PULSE AND OXYGEN SATURATION WTF WE ARE LIVING IN THE FUTURE

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The people who spell someone's name wrong on Facebook WHEN ITS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU are the same people who take four days to build an IKEA nightstand cuz u cant follow fucking directions

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Still have squash, pumpkins, and a fall vase with cornstalks on my front porch.

It’s Feb 27th.

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

I’d suggest getting a dog before having a baby because it will prepare you in no way at all but they’re a lot better.

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If you knew at 15 that this is where you would be now, how fucking stoked would you be? Honestly, I’d be pretty fucking stoked🤩🤩🤩🤩