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i'm annoying on here don't follow me

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sorry i can't be him

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I love being the girl who gets sent cat photos multiple times a day

[chlo 🏎️ @_cosmicangst]

One week to barbenheimmer

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i can’t even begin to tell you how having a kitten has changed my life i actually can’t deal with how much i love him

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what if the secret to pharrell williams looking so ageless is just long term botox and some really well placed filler

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The thing I’m most terrified of in life is the ramp to the Leeds arndale centre car park

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🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

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can’t move there’s a kitten sleeping on me

[tay @hairball1952]

girls when they applied for a job, did the interview, got a job, and now have to work

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I was standing beside my car taking photos of the sky and this lady saw me taking photos and got out of her car and went straight into Tesco without looking up even once it made me sad

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What did you have for dinner? A punnet of strawberries

[Ali Abunimah @AliAbunimah]

The whole of “Israel” lives rent free on top of Palestine.

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jury duty is EVERYTHING EVER Y THING

[Keith Siau @drkeithsiau]

Endoscopic view in the stomach. What would you do?

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the cove

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“[redacted], do you remember when the last time I showered was?” - overheard: a man asking a woman

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this mercury retrograde is kicking my arse especially hard

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current obsession: sesame bagels 🥯

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I think twilight has had a deeper influence than I’d first thought cause my absolute dream car is a pickup truck

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why did I think that this would be the first time he would play a vampire??????

[Reel Updates @worldofreel]

ROBERT PATTINSON is in talks to star in Chloe Zhao’s DRACULA,

The film will reportedly follow Dracula after he awakens many years into the future. Themes of being on the fringes of society will be focused on in Zhao’s film.

https://t.co/gWaBM4FSaM

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when are the girlies gonna accept that there’s alcohol in their sushi rice?