Chris Sampson

Daddy to the most perfect little angel on earth, Norah Claire Sampson-4/19/18 #SteelersNation #LonghornBorn Owner of CSC Construction. Absolutely loving life!

[Chris Sampson @SeeSampson]

@humble_kellan Pretty sure this is the start of some porn I’ve seen

[Chris Sampson @SeeSampson]

Wut

[Deep Leaks @DeepLeaksHQ]

NEW: Ohio lawmakers have proposed a new law that bans men from ejaculating without intent of conception, would fine men up to $10,000 per ejaculation.

The bill was brought forward by Democratic State reps Anita Somani and Tristan Rade.

Men would be charged with a felony under the law if they engage in unprotected s*x without the intent of impregnation.

Exceptions under the law include people ejaculating in the LGBTQ community, sperm donation, and masturbat*on.

The lawmakers say the point of "The Conception Begins at Erection Act" is to "call out the hypocrisy" of "bills that regulate women’s bodies."

Men would be charged $1,000 for the first offense, $5,000 for the second offense and $10,000 for any offense after.

[Johnny St.Pete @JohnMcCloy]

🔥 TONIGHT IS A MORE HISTORIC NIGHT THAN MOST REALIZE.
This is the FIRST White House Correspondents Dinner President Trump will have attended as PRESIDENT & it’s also the 15 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE NIGHT OBAMA CREATED PRESIDENT TRUMP.

President Barack Obama will NEVER forgive himself for April 2011 when at the very SAME HILTON AS TONIGHT he intentionally tried to embarrass citizen Trump.
That was the night he set in motion for President Trump to not only end Obama’s entire career ..BUT LEGACY.
Obama was so humiliated and mad at himself for doing this to himself that he even attempted to undermine Trump’s first.
His HUBRIS put into motion Trump not only taking the keys to the Oval Office once from Obama ... but
TWICE.. when President Trump came back to take them again from Biden which was really OBAMA’S SHADOW THIRD TERM.

[Propaganda & co @propandco]

Did Israel Kill Charlie Kirk?

[I Love America News @ILA_NewsX]

@charliekirk11 Say their names!

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

WE DID IT!!!🤣🇺🇸🥳🥳🥳

[Chris Sampson @SeeSampson]

@TheGasStovee @RepJasmine You’re an absolute fucking moron.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

I don’t think many Americans understand what we just did. B-2 bombers took off with two 30,000 pound bunker buster bombs each. They took off from KC, MO, and flew nonstop to Iran, dropped bombs precisely on target, and flew all the fucking way back to Kansas City. That’s 30 hours!

Balls! Big ones! That’s my Air Force. That’s America. We will find you everywhere.

[Chris Sampson @SeeSampson]

🤣🤣🤣

[RyanPatrick🇺🇸🦅 @RyanHatesGovt]

This is the EO I’ve been waiting for.

[Chris Sampson @SeeSampson]

@realTrumpNewsX 👍🏼

[Chris Sampson @SeeSampson]

@realTrumpNewsX 👍🏼

[JOKAMRREDPILLZ @JOKAQARMY1]

Promises made Promises kept.

[JOKAMRREDPILLZ @JOKAQARMY1]

RFK

[Chris Sampson @SeeSampson]

🤣🤣

[Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸 @JustJenRX]

These #ICE videos are getting funnier by the day 😆

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

KABOOOOOOOM!!!😎🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥

[Chris Sampson @SeeSampson]

Absolutely fucking beautiful. God bless our President, @realDonaldTrump and the actual good that he is steamrolling the USA back to being the best and most powerful nation in the world. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[❥❥❥ᗰoᒪᒪie❥❥❥ @mollie_don]

It’s official: @elonmusk has to acquire MSNBC. If Rachel Maddow’s reaction to the possibility is any indication, can you imagine her actual meltdown? 🍿🍷

Can we call her Rachel MadNow? 😂

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

I’ll never see the T on a Tesla again without laughing!!🤣🤣

How awesome is this?😂👇🏻

[Chris Sampson @SeeSampson]

What ever y’all are doing to piss these women off… please, continue. Thanks.

[Chris Sampson @SeeSampson]

@therabbithole @elonmusk 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫