Sivan

[Sandy Rogen @RogenSandy]

How do people know that their dog wants to wear a coat?

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

I don’t think I’m adducted to Instagram but I have checked to see if it’s working again every three minutes.

[Katie Rife @RifewithKatie]

Let's keep Facebook down until we reach herd immunity

[Lydia Tárt @hannahtindle]

Me on a Zoom call pretending I’m listening and not just looking at myself

[James @CaucasianJames]

i’m cool with twitter stories as long as they’re used how they’re supposed to be: making ur life seem miserable. making ur life seem perfect is for instagram. there will be none of that here

[lovergurl @lowkeykie]

I’m tired of this grandpa!
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝗱𝗮𝗺𝗻 𝗯𝗮𝗱

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Well, from everything I’ve seen, I think I’m going to vote for Joe Biden.

[Not A Boy @alexremniqe]

WAP stands for

W ear
A mask
P lease

[emel @taxicabstruce]

10 year old me walking into the mall

[Jared Sawyer Jr. @JaredSawyerJr]

This is just beautiful. Pass it on.

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

When New York was in need, volunteers from around the country came here to help. We vowed to pay that generosity forward.

At the request of @KeishaBottoms, NY will send 7,500 test kits, 30,000 pieces of PPE and 1,250 gallons of hand sanitizer to Atlanta by Friday.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

A real bummer of a year tbh!!!

[Patrick Virgie @Breaking_Pat]

My ode to vine.
Tik Tok gave it 5 views

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

My family were gassed, ripped from their homes, forced to work in camps and made to watch most of their families slaughtered. I find an “oops, you misunderstood me quoting ADOLF HITLER” as not quite good enough. Sorry.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

It felt like virtually every NFL player ripped Drew Brees for saying he would stand for the national anthem because he believed kneeling was disrespectful, but I haven’t seen a single NFL player rip Desean Jackson for his anti-Semitic comments.

[Andy Slavitt @ASlavitt]

I’m asked what education is needed to get people to want to wear a mask.

Basically kindergarten.

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Today New York City is in Phase 2 of reopening.

To continue our success at bending the curve everyone must be smart.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Is there another planet we can live on yet?

[Emon🦾 @emondadonn]

Yall go to the pool to be cute ???! Hand me my goggles

[MNP @wewantMor_]

did teachers & nurses get a bonus as thanks to their hard work during COVID?