Sefton Ipock

Charlotte native. UNC alum. Recovering photojournalist and marketing professional. Husband. Father. Beer Garden enthusiast.

[Sefton Ipock @SeftonIpock]

@dpshow @HiMyNameIsSeton @PaulPabst
The @nytimes @TheAthletic are coming after @brooklynfritzy.

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@HiMyNameIsSeton Sounds like you’re taking I85 through South Carolina today. Do yourself a favor and eat at Smokin Pig BBQ at exit 19. If you have a few minutes you could also hit Clemson, see Death Valley, rub the rock, and get a killer milkshake at the student center.

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@HiMyNameIsSeton little headline help:
Gettin Horny: Texas stuns Buckeyes

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@PaulPabst @dpshow @HiMyNameIsSeton
Presented without commentary.

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@HiMyNameIsSeton @dpshow I never knew this Garbage Pail Kid’s name rhymed.

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.@ActualNames1 I broke my Twitter hiatus for this.

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Don’t know about yall but I’m off to bed to watch an episode of @alwayssunny in the hopes that I’ll actually fall asleep and then wake up to a world where the characters didn’t really vote for Kanye.

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Standing three feet from my TV like my team is going for two instead of playing for overtime.

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@teddipasketty @JasonLaCanfora It was John Oliver @LastWeekTonight

[Torrey Smith @TorreySmithWR]

If your vote didn’t matter, there wouldn’t be fake bomb threats.

[Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman]

Russia is purposefully targeting Black voters with bomb threats to help Donald Trump. That's all anybody should need to know.

[Sefton Ipock @SeftonIpock]

@PaulPabst @HiMyNameIsSeton @dpshow

I think it’s been deleted but this tweet is something.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Buenos días ☕️ this is the energy

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

[Red Scare Industries 🇺🇦 @RedScare]

Don't forget to vote, Comrades!

[Sefton Ipock @SeftonIpock]

@StephenM I live in Wisconsin. I’m from NC and my family still lives there. Here’s the progress:

I’ve done everything I can to end TFG’s campaign.

He sucks. You suck. dook sucks.

#GDTBATH #HarrisWalz @KamalaHQ

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

How is it being so normalized that in the final week of the election, they’ve called potentially the first woman president in US history a cunt, a “sleaze bag,” trash, and a prostitute?

[Sam Stein @samstein]

ICYMI: MAGA fanfic pawned off as legit scoops have been a regular feature on X this cycle

https://t.co/fGC7ftZAQV

[Elgin Charles @ElginCharles]

If you are turned away at the polls, your response [verbatim] should be as follows: “Give me a provisional ballot with a receipt, as required by law.”

Pass it on.