Sarah

[Sarah @seg21]

@EON_de just spent 1 hour 7 mins on hold to be disconnected 😡😡😡😡😡

[Sarah @seg21]

@UberEats disgusting customer service, paid for items that never arrived and I've been charged for them. Sort it please

[Sarah @seg21]

@McDonalds I've just found this in my fries 😯 good job I didn't eat it as I'm allergic!

[Sarah @seg21]

@RachyPach @TerriIrwin 😫😫😫😫😫😫still hurts

[Sarah @seg21]

@michaelmalonski @Fascinatingpics And this is what I'm thinking if when I call you hog

[Sarah @seg21]

@michaelmalonski @Fascinatingpics That's what I imagine when you call me hog

[Sarah @seg21]

#centaur

[Sarah @seg21]

7.2 billion people in the world, 2 billion of them watched the royal wedding 😍👰💂💕

[Sarah @seg21]

@emcomish I will need to be euthanised I think

[Sarah @seg21]

@michaelmalonski 😦😦😦

[Sarah @seg21]

Paddy's day is on a Saturday and I have no plans ......why though? 🍻☘🏈

[Sarah @seg21]

My mum genuinely just stressed out because she doesn't have a shovel incase she gets snowed in 😂😂😂

[Sarah @seg21]

So my 4 year old niece just asked for Rage Against The Machine to be on in the car. Go on Primrose 🤘😂

[Sarah @seg21]

@michaelmalonski @katiesalmon24 Now go try be smart somewhere else you maggot

[Sarah @seg21]

@michaelmalonski @katiesalmon24 This is why you are not Irish

[Sarah @seg21]

Happy birthday The Salmon! 💕🍸🍹🍾🎂 Hope you have an amazing day, drinks and catch up soon please now I'm back in the UK ✌😘 @katiesalmon24

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The fact that Trump has lifted President Obama's ban on elephant trophies being imported into the country is a devastating blow to the survival of these beautiful animals. It's savage and pointless. It breaks my heart.

[Sarah @seg21]

I need Liverpool back in my lifeeeeeeeee

[Sarah @seg21]

@charlmchugh I think it will be cancelled if it's as bad as they are saying it's going to be! But fingers crossed 😂

[Sarah @seg21]

A stage 3 hurricane is hitting tomorrow when I'm getting the ferry home. Fantastic!