shane

you know a wise man once said nothing at all

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

I want every New York kid to have the fuel they need to succeed.

Starting this school year, breakfast and lunch are free for all students.

[greg @greg16676935420]

Taylor Swift going down the aisle at her wedding

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

How about 8 inches and thick. How about loving and caring. My daughter just committed suicide 2 weeks ago.

[skyee 🍒 @skyeeebby]

i wonder what 3 carne asada tacos with green salsa and extra lime doing rn

[evil @EVILSCRE4M]

when one of your airpods dies

[ً @cryst6ls]

might quit my job to focus on summer

[Covie @covie_93]

In his first month, trump fired more Americans from their jobs than the number of illegal immigrants he deported.

[Liam @mailiames]

>trump becomes president

>plane crashes

>plane crashes

>plane crashes

>plane crashes

>plane crashes

>plane crashes

>plane crashes

[Dew (Robotfucker) @DewEnjoyer]

It's crazy how the average Republican woman looks like this

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Fun Fact: So far, 3 of the Trump-pardoned J6 MAGA terrorists have since been arrested on child porn charges.

[✨smoke mommy✨ @wxfflestomp]

I hate when I accidentally make jokes about hating the cops & then the person’s like “my grandpas a cop” ok well fuuuuuck your grandpa

[Quan @quanfrr]

idc how drunk or fried i am once i touch that steering wheel i lock in

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

my ex wasn’t even my type fr i just be doing shit

[pasta thots🇵🇸 @muppetspice]

today I learned about a southern tradition in the most embarrassing way

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

“it is what it is” *vomits from anxiety*

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

lmao im on the phone w insurance again because they just denied all 14 of my husband's claims post-hopital, they asked if he gives them permission to disclose information to me and he said 'yes you may disclose, deny, depose, whatever' through a mouthful of granola bar

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

Italians must be stopped.