Seth

data feller, crust eater, beavis and butthead viewer

[Seth @segoldma]

Watched a lady do a crossword in German today, can you imagine??

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@Betterment wtf is this

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@ChristinaTkacik @stoolpresidente Been wondering if that’s the voice of the lady who works behind the bar down there? She is probably the best person I’ve interacted with since moving here a few years ago

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Net promoter score on the 2024 mlb season feels like late-stage moneyball

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Deleting three months of regrettable code today

[Seth @segoldma]

@KoalatyStats Subscribed to your blog yesterday. This graph made me some money today 🙏

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@AlainnFocail Westburg should have stayed on the IL a couple more days

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Can’t believe I’m learning this so late in the day

[Seth @segoldma]

“Behaviors are shaped by our environment and what that environment lets us do, not the other way around.”

Another great one from @bennstancil

https://t.co/cWPN8f1Q2a

[Seth @segoldma]

@iiiitsandrea Wth

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3+ years later, this day has finally come to @SnowflakeDB, and yet we still disagree

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Someday, SQL interpreters will be smart enough to handle a rogue comma and we’ll all agree that trailing is correct

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@Cablefax Who is breathing a sigh of relief for a 7 day extension during spring training

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This news of increased frequency comes on same day that DPW delivered the 65-gallon bin I requested.

Combined, my recycling throughput is simply too big to fail

[emily sullivan @emilyasullivan]

new: Baltimore will resume weekly curbside recycling the week of March 5, Mayor Brandon Scott says https://t.co/YXQWUehahm

[Ron Cassie @ron_cassie]

All of Baltimore happily turning the page from football season to spring training. #Birdland #Orioles #OriolesTwitter

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@athenakan_ So misleading

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Been a few years since I’ve had to give someone the “the talk”… about salesforce’s inexplicable 15- vs 18-digit IDs, but today was the day, and it was just as displeasing as I remembered it

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@NathanSRuiz Glove in *which* hand?

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@ShakeyGraves excellent catch

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@pdrmnvd @simonw 🔥