Luis Alberto

*plays the air guitar whilst tipsy*

[Luis Alberto @sehlorian]

“Alexa, play remix music” -my boyfriend

[Luis Alberto @sehlorian]

@bearhandsband @MeowWolf @WorryClub Do you guys have the set times?!

[Rahul Kothari @rahkothari]

9/9 - Apple Event
9/10 - Presidential Debate
9/11 - VMAs

This is like Barbenheimer for civically engaged tech geeks who listen to Chappel Roan

[Luis Alberto @sehlorian]

@sydneighhh But where is Chappell :(

[Luis Alberto @sehlorian]

me: “I hope when I die I’m reincarnated into a girl group”

my boyfriend: “I think that’s the gayest thing you ever said to me”

[Luis Alberto @sehlorian]

I named our new air purifier Dr. Philter

[Luis Alberto @sehlorian]

Give it to me Rachel! That would be so Julia of me, Mary

[Luis Alberto @sehlorian]

me when I dissociate @Angeriavm

[Luis Alberto @sehlorian]

This is all I care about right now

[Luis Alberto @sehlorian]

My pronouns are now Chappel/Roan

[Luis Alberto @sehlorian]

A FEMININOMENON!

[Luis Alberto @sehlorian]

A what???????????!!!

[Luis Alberto @sehlorian]

@JimbyVEVO And then going right into Teddiursa was 👌

[Luis Alberto @sehlorian]

My boyfriend is playing blackjack at a Las Vegas casino and I am horny

[Luis Alberto @sehlorian]

Finding a new addicting song heals my sadness praise be to God

[Luis Alberto @sehlorian]

@BEARDO @KTCLchannel933 @sydneighhh We are GOING!

[Luis Alberto @sehlorian]

@AmandaTori69 LOL tea

[Luis Alberto @sehlorian]

I got a speeding ticket today. The cop said I was going 62 in a 45 but I tried to explain to him 62 /is/ 45 in girl math???

[Luis Alberto @sehlorian]

@BEARDO I love the drama of taking a long time 😌