Saeed

No role models

#GGMU

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

A few decades ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Big Pussy. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash, and no Pussy.

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

one of my favourite tweets ever tweeted

[EsDeeKid @esdeekidd]

are you climbing this mountain for the world to see you or to see the world

[k @ysljennii]

mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

“why u on my dick” is a valid comeback for any situation really

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Ibuprofen looking around in my body not knowing where to start:

[Skitzo @theskitzo_]

One of the best tweets of all time

[alexei @alexeixbt]

nobody coming to save you also implies
no one is coming to stop you

[wapital @wapital3]

pro tip: if you can smell yourself a little bit other people can smell you alot

[YAOUKO チケット @benderrr_]

Raha za dunia zinadhani nilikufa

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

Hi, @DonaldTrump .

Iran has just installed a new supreme leader, Ayatollah Maheni

[Saeed @Seif_Sayeed]

@Osama_otero 0768207118

[Saeed @Seif_Sayeed]

@Osama_otero rusha za token mzee

[𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐨����🇪🇸🇦🇷 @nonsowtf]

Lol, Male friendships are crazy. A chronic smoker would be best friends with a guy who has never touched a blunt before

A chronic womanizer can be best friend with a nigga who don't gaf about women.

[Saeed @Seif_Sayeed]

@Osama_otero Kev sema tutam alaf ucheki dm mzee

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Ending another year with 0 kids

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

my only goal for 2026 is to not have the worst year of my life for the 4th year in a row