Seif Alkhouri

we don't pray for love, we pray for cars

[Seif Alkhouri @seifalkhouri]

A customer told me today that the most important task he does everyday is to make sure he falls asleep at night and wake up in the morning. Everything else doesn’t matter if that does not happen. I didn’t wanna get in my feels at work but here we are. 😭

[Noah Herman @noahhermanyt]

Steve Jobs roasting Windows for having 17 different versions 😂💀

(WWDC 2007)

[Seif Alkhouri @seifalkhouri]

this is so unhinged

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Gotta Catch ‘Em All.

[JohnRocker @itsJohnRocker]

ALL
CHARLIE
KIRK
DID
WAS
HAVE
A
RESPECTFUL
DIALOGUE
WITH
PEOPLE
HE
DISAGREED
WITH

[Joe Santagato @JoeSantagato]

Happy Easter. Eat jelly beans for breakfast.

[Joe Santagato @JoeSantagato]

Justin Bieber needs to headline Coachella & do the Super Bowl halftime show. No guest. Just fuckin’ Bieb Bombs.

[LeBurg @ice_Burrrrg]

I was dating fine shit for 6 years.. whole time she was a skrull

[Spider-Man Movie @SpiderManMovie]

Spider-Man: Brand New Day 🕷️ July 31, 2026.

[Sony Pictures @SonyPictures]

Spider-Man: Brand New Day 🕷️ July 31, 2026.

[Apple Hub @theapplehub]

Apple has officially announced #WWDC25 set to start on June 9!

Apple is expected to introduce iOS 19 at the event

[Spider-Man News @SpiderMan_Newz]

Tobey Maguire's Spider-man 4 was announced 16 years ago today

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

there’s no way we used to think this was real

[Nemanja Magic @Ope__O]

He has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I use to whoop liquor ass … that shit got hands now 😔

[Bun 𓃺♡ ATLA MOVIE!! 🌸 @zukosfate]

Media hasn’t been the same since

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

kids these days wouldn’t get it

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A new ‘Avatar: The Last Airbender’ sequel series ‘AVATAR: SEVEN HAVENS’ is in the works at Nickelodeon

• Will consist of 26 half-hour episodes over 2 seasons

• Follows Earthbending twins after a world-shattering disaster where one discovers she’s the new Avatar after Korra

[bum @BattleRapBum]

money on the line mo

[진짜 Joe @jinjjajoe_]

FFFFFFFFFUCK THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS