SpartanLuchador

'I was born in the dankest of streams'
~Kuzenbo

[Pokémon Posts @pokemon_psts]

Starting a new save in emerald be like

[Double Down News @DoubleDownNews]

“Hitler was a socialist like North Korea is democratic.

Whilst Hitler was alive I don’t think anybody referred to him as left wing. Why did that change and how?

People on the right want to disavow the obvious direction their ideas are coming from.”

Rest in Power David Graeber

[August @hmmmfggg]

Ok maybe banning mercy is the play , the one trick mercy player on the enemy team named Darling! Just went 3-12 LMAO 😭

[Tyrell 🦈 @Williamsjack22]

Grown ass man hitting a vape. bitch u look like thomas the train gay ass nigga

[Nomad @thecosmicnomad]

Tobey Maguire is 51 still calling himself Tobey nigga your name is Tobert

[EL🦅 @thisiselliz]

Seal did this for a fucking Batman movie, mind you.

[TripleAAAkers 🔻 @TripleAAAkers7]

how i felt watching Spider-Man almost kill that cop

[Dat @DatDaDatty]

THEY PLAYED NARUTO BLUE BIRD AT TINY DESK

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

This girl at my job tryna warm her food with aluminum foil , I told her she can't do that she said "I'm new here I ain't know" girl you can't do that anywhere…

[aqua tofana @lannnerzz]

how do u make urself giant and still look 5’6

[Murdoink @Murdoink]

deadpool & woshige side by side

[UnRooolie aka Quilombo @unrooolie]

Captain Americas color 7 might be, The best in the game

[Disband @SMDisband]

Just booted up Tokon for the first time

[miia @miiagarro]

friendship breakups are so funny because how u give ur ex 18 chances but not me

[Rab 🎙️ @RabSoPetty]

This app accused Tom of faking alcoholism to sell his product… then he blew into that cup and immediately beat the allegations 😂

[JT @jiratickets]

>send potentially life changing risky text
>anxiously wait for her to text back
>pace around the room
>phone buzzes
>instantly check it like a trained dog
>it’s an email from chick-fil-a telling me they updated their privacy policy

[Maya🦭🏳️‍⚧️ @BurgerLesbian]

we're just making politicians up what is punished vance doing here

[bena @playboybena]

how fat and gluttonous do you have to be to honk at someone in a drive thru