Jerry Seinfeld

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[Jerry Seinfeld @seinfeld_en]

Oh, come on, be a "come-with-guy".

[Jerry Seinfeld @seinfeld_en]

Well, senator, I just like to know, what you knew and when you knew it.

[Jerry Seinfeld @seinfeld_en]

Let's watch them slice this fat bastard up.

[Jerry Seinfeld @seinfeld_en]

Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool.

[Jerry Seinfeld @seinfeld_en]

You know, it's so nice when it happens good.

[Jerry Seinfeld @seinfeld_en]

You see, once something is wet, it's wet. Same thing with dead: like once you die you're dead, right?

[Jerry Seinfeld @seinfeld_en]

Yeah you almost went to the game. You haven't been out of the building in ten years!

[Jerry Seinfeld @seinfeld_en]

You can't over-dry.

[Jerry Seinfeld @seinfeld_en]

All right, hey, you've been great! See you at the cafeteria.

[Jerry Seinfeld @seinfeld_en]

Bloodstains? I mean, I, come on, you got a T-shirt with blood-stains all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem right now...

[Jerry Seinfeld @seinfeld_en]

Well, look at this guy! Look, he's got everything, he's got: detergents, sprays, fabric softeners; this is not his first load.

[Jerry Seinfeld @seinfeld_en]

Yeah, well...not exactly. I mean, she said, you know, she called this morning and said she had to come in for a seminar and maybe we'll get together.

[Jerry Seinfeld @seinfeld_en]

Yeah, sure...OK, great, no no, it's no trouble at all...I'll see you tomorrow...great, bye.

[Jerry Seinfeld @seinfeld_en]

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.

[Jerry Seinfeld @seinfeld_en]

Good. Did you have fun? You have no idea, what you're talking about, now, come on, come with me [stands up], I, I gotta go get my stuff out of the dryer anyway.

[Jerry Seinfeld @seinfeld_en]

Ya know, it's dark, there's bubbles happening, they're all kind a dancing around in there...shirt grabs the underwear: "C'mon babe, let's gather".

[Jerry Seinfeld @seinfeld_en]

The second button literally makes or breaks the shirt, look at it: it's too high! It's in no-man's-land, you look like you live with your mother.

[Jerry Seinfeld @seinfeld_en]

What, are you serious...why, why did she call?

[Jerry Seinfeld @seinfeld_en]

You have made some good exits.

[Jerry Seinfeld @seinfeld_en]

This is insane. You know, I don't even know where she's staying! She, she's not gonna call me, this is unbelievable.