#BREAKING:
An ICE agent in Minneapolis just broke away from his group, popped open a can of spinach, chugged it down, in an instant his bicep popped out to a cartoonishly enlarged size and said “I yam what I yam” before uppercutting a protestor 30 feet into the air
BREAKING: I’m hearing that ICE agents are dropping anvils on illegals, flattening the illegals into accordion shapes
the illegals are then re-inflating themselves by sticking their thumbs in their mouths & blowing, only to be flattened by a second anvil
just demented shit